Tag: 2012 election

You may remember former Virginia governor Jim Gilmore, who was, at least on paper, an actual Republican candidate for president longer than Carly Fiorina,...

As the dust and clichés settle following the New York primary, two things are at least clear: 1) Donald Trump had a YOOOGE...

Sen. Tom Cotton opened his Arkansan mouth anus again, and what came out was unsurprising. Yes, the babyfaced pig trough of a man...

Oh what fun we are having, now that we have reached the point in the primary where Mitt Romney wants to dig into everybody...

Know what's a nice thing to read on a Monday morning? No, not news that Antonin Scalia won't be around to replace Roe v. Wade...

After performing well below even his own pitifully low expectations in the Iowa caucuses and spending roughly $2,884 for every one of the pitifully...

Out of the chaos in Congress, following Kevin McCarthy's decision to not become the most inarticulate speaker of the House ever (because SEX SCANDAL,...

Conservatives, rejoice! Liberals, rejoice even harder! Sarah Palin is officially going to bring in da noise and da funk and da WTF did she...

Business Insider has yet another entry in the ongoing saga that is MittWatch ’16. Another “member” of the “inner circle” of that cock tease...

Mercy sakes! MORE tales of Secret Service dumbfuckery, only this time it's not coming from the Washington Post's Carol Leonnig, who has owned this...

We're going to assume that, even though it includes that image up there (minus Derpy Hooves, of course), this post on today's Washington Free...

Happy Solstice, you ugly vile little snark mob! Welcome to yet another Derp Roundup, the weekly feature where we steam-clean our browser tabs, clearing...

Rick Santorum has given it a lot of thought, and he's figured out that if the true results of the 2012 Iowa Caucus had...

Average guy Mitt Romney and his wife Egg went on the CBS This Morning teevee Showcase of Disgrace to talk about why he lost...

Katy Perry announced today that she will not seek re-election as Governor of Texas in 2014, but would not say for certain whether she...

Who could have EVER guessed that the lady who stomps around Washington accusing high-ranking aides of being terrorists might not necessarily be the best...

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