Tag: 2012

Mitt Romney has been keeping busy since our wayward nation made the biggest mistake of her life by walking away from the blissful comfort of his mechanical, Downy-scented...

There's a new book out about the 2012 election that made Barack Obama dictator for life (again) and exiled Mitt Romney to the wolf-stalked...

What exactly would a Romney presidency have been like? Yes, of course it would have been horrible, we know that. But in what specific...

Wonket's Hu-Man of the Year was a hard-fought contest. There were strong cases to be made for Donald Trump, and Rick Santorum, and the...

We at your Wonket are liberals and Obamatards, and so it hurts us to see anyone in pain. (Ask us sometime about our "mirror...

AIYEEEEEE! WE ARE SO SCARED! ROMNEYSPAWN, RUN AWAY! On the flipside, our other gif of the year, which is happy-happy and will soothe...

Congratulations, U.S. America and such as! You have survived yet another calendar year without the establishment of a theocracy or the utter banishment of...

It has been a banner fucking year for the teh gheys. There was tons of election-winning, gay-marrying, company-wrecking, and general ruining of morals and...

There are not enough pixels in the universe to reproduce every stupid watermelon email sent out by a GOP official, or even every racisty...

First they came for Big Bird, and we did not care, because dude, old news. (Little known fact: if you stop funding the NEA,...

We at Wonket -- the last bastion of pure Joe Biden love -- received the following note yesterday, in our tipline, where people go...

Mitt Romney is SO VERY SAD, you guys. All he wanted was to be President. That's it. He had a dream, just a simple...

We began posting this Thanksgiving Prayer by William S. Burroughs and Gus Van Sant back in 2006, and a lot of things have changed...

Oh finally, Rick Santorum has written a column on the Hill, weighing in on the election and What It Means! And What It Means...

It seems like just two months ago that we were in Tampa, Florida, hanging out with a bunch of Boston journos who explained, totally...

Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com Apparently there are "new questions" about the role of the media 2012 race! What kind of questions? Well, the...

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