Tag: 2011

The modern idea that human civilization would collapse in 2012 supposedly goes back to another overextended American empire on its last legs, that of...

Our latest War Against Iraq is over, did you hear? The NYT home page helpfully put the years of the war in the headline,...

We began posting this Thanksgiving Prayer by William S. Burroughs back in 2006. And something weird has happened in the years since. The deadpan...

Here is Democrat Dan Adler of California, who is releasing a series of ridiculous Web ads these days to bring attention to his run...

Rahm Emanuel, the former chief of staff to President Barack Obama, won the Chicago mayoral election Tuesday, topping the 50% threshold to avoid a...

WHAT ARE STATE LINES OTHER THAN AN ARBITRARY CONTRIVANCE OF AN IMPERFECT HUMANITY? Rahm Emanuel’s bid to become mayor of this city may proceed, the...

And so, even as printing of the city’s ballots was set to begin immediately at the Chicago Board of Elections (early voting is to...

Though he is currently leading landslidingly in the polls, Rahm Emanuel is no longer eligible to run for mayor of Chicago, because an appellate...

How many days until Christmas? Just 358 days! Oh man, next Xmas is gonna punish, especially if we get Mike Huckabee's dream gift, which...

Because everyone spent 2010 impoverished and hungry, watching luscious BP oil spill into the Gulf and belittling America by enjoying a sport loved by Latinos, New...

Thanks to all the limbless gay soldiers, 2011 could very well be the last full year our great earth exists. It's a shame, really,...

Supporters of Roland W. Burris, who is packing up his United States Senate office this week to come home to Chicago, have filed the...

Yes, he lets off a "gangbanger," but where is the passionate Rahm Emanuel in this announcement video, the one with all the swears? Rahm...

So will we have to keep talking about it when it happens? Sources say Emanuel will be replaced at least temporarily by Pete Rouse, an...

Chicago Mayor Richard Daley said today that he won't run for re-election in 2011. But wait, the blogosphere remembered, doesn't Rahm Emanuel want that...

Internet municipal-election registration-document compendium TMZ has obtained Levi Johnston's Alaska Public Offices Commission letter of intent to run for office in Wasilla. Apparently Levi...

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