Tag: 2008

Turn that poo-face upside down, Sarah.

The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: Sarah Still Hates The GOP

This week's installment of The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report, Presented By Fartknocker is a little light on content, mostly because the Sarah Palin Channel is a little light on content -- 80 percent of last week's posts were just recycled clips...

Dem Lady Alex Sink Loses Florida Special Election To Some Rich Idiot

From the state that put Allen West on the political map, and sorta-kinda gave George W. Bush the White House in 2000, comes last night's House special election. The Dems had Alex Sink, a well-respected lady who ran for...

Sarah Palin Wishes Manly Vladimir Putin Could Be Our President Instead

America, it turns out that in addition to knowing the mind of Vladimir Putin so well that she can predict his next move and only be off by five or six years, Sarah Palin also thinks that the big...

Florida Gov. Rick Scott Discovers True Cause Of 2008 Recession: Previous Florida Gov. Charlie Crist

America's Time-Travel and Causality Crisis grew worse last week as Florida Gov. Rick Scott (R-Azkaban) blamed the 2008 recession on his predecessor and likely opponent in 2014, former Gov. Charlie Crist, who served from 2007 to 2011: "We never should...

Justice Department Threatens to Rap Banks on Wrist, Again

Another day, another instance of bank wrongdoing, this is the world we live in! Or rather, this is the world we WOULD live in if banks were capable of engaging in wrongdoing, which of course they are not, duh....

Failed President Sought Companionship Of President

After Obama's quashing of lapsed aisle-straddler John McCain in 2008, people apparently thought this loser and winner could come together and do great things, as if the election were a tie or something, as if this were post-Blair England...

Ron Paul To Put America Back On the Chocolate Bar Standard

Ron Paul not-actual delegate (class of '08) Garrett Quinn sends us this delightful Ron Paul promotional item, from the eccentric old man's candy factory, which has been shrouded in secrecy ever since Ron Paul fired all his black...

John Kerry: Mitt Romney Is No John Kerry

Political pundit people have been enjoying the idea that Mitt Romney has a "John Kerry problem." After all, both Romney and Kerry are rich white establishment politicians -- just like most politicians, on Earth. Political pundits love easy comparisons...

Sarah Palin Worried About Oil Money Conflict of Interest In Her Divorce

Way back in 2007, when Wonkette was literally the only national media actually covering Sarah Palin and her ridiculous role as John McCain's vice-presidential candidate was still just a stain in Bill Kristol's underroos, the Wasilla grifter was already...

Romney Actually Did Worse In 2012 Nevada Caucus Than He Did In 2008

Here's some more awkward humor from the robot comedy that is Mitt Romney's 2012 ascent to the GOP nomination: Mittens actually did worse on Saturday in the Nevada GOP caucus than he did back in 2008. This time around,...

Enjoy John McCain’s 2008 Treasury of Romney Opposition Research, Today!

Oh look what Buzzfeed found, ha ha ha ha ha: McCain 2008 Oppo File

Obama Just Wants to Remind You That He Won Iowa In 2008

The Obama campaign released a web video Tuesday morning as a friendly reminder to America that the President already knows who won the Iowa caucuses -- in 2008, when he was Man of That Distant Year. Looking at pieces...

Watch Ralph Nader (In 2008) Exactly Describe Barack Obama’s First Term

Uhm ... completely correct? Erm ... okay weeping in closet now.

Annnd … Shepard Fairey Remixes His Obama-Hope Poster For #OWS

People of a certain age (22?) may remember a distinct feeling of hope back in 2008, when a certain candidate for president symbolized a hoped-for end to the pent-up anger, disappointment and disillusionment of the Bush Junior years, the...

Cornel West Heartbroken Over Obama’s Wall Street Warmongering

Dr. Cornel West campaigned like crazy for Barack Obama. You may recall, back in 2007, Obama had this problem with black people: They didn't really buy his act. They liked Hillary, the tragic wife of America's first white black...

Obama Back Trying To Trick People To Believe He Wants To Change Politics

Since kicking off his re-election bid with history's least enthusiastic campaign ad, Barack Obama is back on the campaign trail again, simultaneously presenting his dead-in-the-water deficit plan to the country and trying to get people excited to give him...