Tag: 2006

For Old Time’s Sake, Here’s Rick Santorum’s 2006 Gay Wrestling Ad

Let's see, gay wrestlers all humping on each other? Check. Pudgy Rick Santorum smiling and winking? Yep. Praise for Hillary Clinton and Barbara Boxer? Oh hell yeah. This is Rick Santorum's victory video for his 2006 Senate re-election campaign,...

Timely New Report: Bush White House Constantly Broke Election Law

American taxpayers (China) paid for Bush administration officials to conduct political campaign activities for the 2006 midterm elections, which violated federal law and is information that, perhaps, we could have used somewhat earlier than a half decade after the...

Great Sighing Warmonger Joe Lieberman To Retire

Sources in Connecticut (people who "read the entrails" by smashing a jelly Dunkin' Donut in the rocky soil?) are saying that Joe Lieberman is going to announce his retirement tomorrow, seeing as nobody wants to elect that moaning sack...

George Allen Going To Bring His Football Back To the Senate, Macacas

Virginia's George Allen may be the most brilliant legislator to ever play with a football on the Senate floor, but unfortunately, he also likes to use old-timey racial slurs of which nobody has ever heard, so he was defeated...

City of Minneapolis Pays $165k Settlement To Zombies

Minneapolis' city attorney's office has agreed to pay a $165,000 settlement to seven people who dressed up as zombies to protest consumerism in 2006. Police had arrested the protesters for what they thought appeared to be a "weapon of...

Will Government Be Forced To Hold a Victory Parade For Tom DeLay?

The SIX-YEAR investigation into Tom DeLay's ties to lobbyist Jack Abramoff is now over! Hooray Sixth Amendment! The system works! Finally Tom DeLay can get back to his business as House Majority Leader, passing George W. Bush's Mandate. But...

Joe Lieberman Is Most Hated U.S. Senator Ever

Vinegar Joe Lieberman is the first actual clump of feces to serve in the U.S. Senate, but it seems Connecticut voters are no longer charmed by this historical oddity. Lieberman now boasts the "highest disapproval rating in any Quinnipiac...

Mel Martinez Latest Republican To Give Up

Forgotten Florida Republican Senator Mel Martinez announced his retirement today, two years early, and nobody really cares. Martinez is a Cuban alien who somehow got to Florida and became mayor of some town, in Florida, so George Bush Junior...

Two Years After: New McCain Walnuts Video!

WALNUTS 2: NUT HARDER starring John "Walnuts!" McCain, produced by SalvatoreDIntern and starring Julia Kobos. And your beloved original from 2006 is here.