Tag: 2004

Kid Rock Just Too Hilarious For Us Liberals To Understand!

Kid Rock is selling some VERY ORIGINAL shirts that call blue states 'Dumbfuckistan.' HA HA!

John Kerry: Mitt Romney Is No John Kerry

Political pundit people have been enjoying the idea that Mitt Romney has a "John Kerry problem." After all, both Romney and Kerry are rich white establishment politicians -- just like most politicians, on Earth. Political pundits love easy comparisons...

Mitt Romney Takes Slogan From Loser John Kerry, Logo From Toothpaste

Mitt Romney found himself an empty news cycle this afternoon, so he finally announced his candidacy for president in a video carefully crafted to be more boring than President Obama's first campaign video. In a way, Romney was taking...

Dennis Kucinich To Impeach Obama Or Whatever

Brave sandwich survivor Dennis Kucinich was able to exist as a somewhat serious candidate for president the past two cycles because he gave red meat (certified-organic fair-trade local tofu "Reddmeete" sustainably collected from unwanted scraps left by wild animals)...

Bush Considered Running With Bill Frist In 2004, But Cheney Said No

Although Bush did not like Cheney's image as described by critics, accepting his resignation offer would help "demonstrate that I was in charge," he writes. Bush said he talked to aides about asking Republican Sen. Bill Frist to run with...

Will Government Be Forced To Hold a Victory Parade For Tom DeLay?

The SIX-YEAR investigation into Tom DeLay's ties to lobbyist Jack Abramoff is now over! Hooray Sixth Amendment! The system works! Finally Tom DeLay can get back to his business as House Majority Leader, passing George W. Bush's Mandate. But...

Joe Biden Had Salty Words For Press In 2004

Just four short years ago, it was the Democrats who were getting called out in the press for constantly changing strategies and bickering publicly about petty nonsense. And four years ago, Joe Biden took a brave stand and asked...

John Kerry Party Boat Craziness!

Here's your beloved 2004 presidential loser John Kerry, enjoying a "B.J." on the docks of Nantucket, where he encountered a "party boat" full of these gals, especially this one with the "penis straw" (for practice) and then this one...

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