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After 10 weird and ultimately pathetic years, UK Prime Minister Tony Blair is stepping down. Like his role model, Mick Jagger, Blair is the ultimate sellout and opportunist. He never even cared about which party he might join — only that he would somehow become prime minister. This explains how he was Bill Clinton’s “Third Way” BFF until George W. Bush squirmed into the White House, at which point Blair immediately turned into dingbat neocon.

Let’s give Tony a nice big “Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish,” after the jump.

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While we had to say good-bye to Tom Vilsack’s beloved totalitarian police-state campaign, this video reminds us that Hillary Clinton is a much better police-state totalitarian war monster than old Winnie the Pooh-head. MORE »

After a long successful run of endorsing winners like George McGovern, Walter Mondale, Al Gore and John Kerry, the magazine Rolling Stone implied back in November that Tom Vilsack might survive with a little buzz help from Wonkette. MORE »

Iowa guv Tom “The Sack” Vilsack stunned the nation with his incredibly creepy Orwellian campaign propaganda, but then he pretty much vanished.

Does anyone actually believe Vilsack has a chance in hell of even winning the Iowa caucus, let alone the nomination? Yes, and his name is Hugo Chavez.

Thanks to “Phil” for the picture.

Let’s hope all 2008 campaign advertising is as creepy as this unofficial Obama For President poster. MORE »

Yesterday, we celebrated the presidential candidacy of elaborate po-mo hoax Tom Vilsack with a montage of weird, evil shit his logo looks like. We missed one! The “English Socialist” ideology from 1984!


Finally, a candidate who promises upfront to enslave us all! MORE »