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STORMTROOPIN  12:02 pm May 15, 2013

Ted Nugent’s Immigration Reform: Let’s Make Illegals Be Our Butlers

by Doktor Zoom

Poopypants draft dodger Ted Nugent loves America and the Constitution so much, you guys! He’s even got a plan to save our land from the flood of Messicans by sentencing all illegal immigrants to 5 years of indentured servitude, after which they can stay, maybe. In a WND column that reads like something a group [...]

IT'S MORNING IN AMERICA  8:31 am August 10, 2010

Dick Wadhams Hovers Over Colorado Primary

by Josh Fruhlinger

Primaries today in Colorado and other, less amusing states, like Georgia and whatever. In addition to the nonstop comedy Colorado has already provided us, there is an exciting new scandal: a big ol’ story in the New York Times described a money-losing scheme Senator Michael Bennet got involved in while Denver’s superintendent of schools, with [...]

GRAHAMNESTY? TRY GRAHAMPORTATION  12:06 pm August 2, 2010

Lindsey Graham To Deport U.S.-Born Heathens

by Josh Fruhlinger

Lindsey Graham needs to show his “true-blue conservative values,” somehow, what with his well-known gayness and love for Elena Kagan. What better way to do this than to dream up a new way to kick more brown people out of the country? There’s nothing that says “conservative” like changing laws that have been in place [...]


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