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QUIET ROOMS  12:25 pm July 19, 2012

Goldman Offers Banking For The One Percent And There Will Be Neither Credit Cards Nor Toasters

by Kris E. Benson

The problem with retail banking, see, is that even Poors can sometimes scrape enough money together to get a bank account or a loan, and then they’re all blah blah blah, you are foreclosing on my house by mistake, or blah blah blah, I will not pay your $5 fee, and then sometimes they will [...]

IMPORTANT OPINIONS FROM YOUR BETTERS  4:25 pm May 2, 2012

‘Heartless Plutocrat Magazine’ Names Texas Best State For Heartless Plutocrats And Their Serfs

by Josh Fruhlinger

You guys, Chief Executive magazine, the #1 magazine for Chief Executives by Chief Executives that isn’t Forbes, has studied each and every one of the states of this great union of ours to determine which one is best, for Chief Executives? Can you guess which one, based on our beloved cactus-dong photo to the right [...]

SOMEONE NEEDS A MINDER  4:56 pm May 1, 2012

Romney’s Rich Buddy Wants Hipsters To Be Investors Or Something, For America

by Josh Fruhlinger

One of the nice young men who does the Planet Money podcast on the NPR somehow lured Edward Conard, who you might remember as the guy who created a shell corporation that existed only to donate $1 million to Mitt Romney’s SuperPAC, out to a plebeian coffee shop to talk about rich people. As a [...]


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