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The Naval Academy Wants Diverse Sailors, But No Gays Please

Thursday, November 12th, 2009
RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS

New Jersey Molested By Terrible Mobs Of Political Flyers

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009
RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS

Edward Brooke Does Not Care For Wealthy Old White Man Club That He Accidentally Joined Many Years Ago

Thursday, October 29th, 2009
RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS

Cash-Strapped Disney Character Agrees To Represent ‘Green’

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009
RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS

Net Neutrality Is Like Y2K And Balloon Boy, Multiplied By Kristallnacht

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009
MOO MOO BABY

Michael Steele’s In The News Again!

Monday, October 19th, 2009
RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS

Please Refrain From Calling Michelle Malkin ‘Black,’ Because That Is Just Rude

Monday, October 12th, 2009
RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS

Please Stop Asking Michele Bachmann Word Problems Involving MSNBC And Long Division

Tuesday, October 6th, 2009
RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS

Glenn Beck Is Asked To Retract His Endorsement Of Mr. Pippin’s Fantastic Rectum Scratcher

Monday, October 5th, 2009
WAGG THE BOG

Chuck Grassley Lost A Limb At Antietam, And Sanjay Insists Anderson Cooper Has The Seven Signs Of The Aporkalypse

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
WONKETTE STORY HOUR

Lo! The Wretched Ancient Saga Of Liz Cheney

Monday, September 28th, 2009