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Donald Trump Has Chosen His SCOTUS Nominee, Please Shut Up About Immigrants Now, Please

If you're gonna distract from a terrible first week, you may as well pick the biggest possible distraction.
Winner: Best Deer in Headlights Look since Dan Quayle

Jeff Sessions’s Greatest Hits! (Against Voting Rights, Women, Immigrants, Black People…)

Jeff Sessions: Much more than just a face that belongs on Elmer Fudd
Bears repeating

California Not Down With Trump’s Plan Of ‘First I’ll Come For The Immigrants’

The Treasure of the Chinga Su Madre.

Donald Trump Sure Likes To Exploit Illegal Immigrants When They’re Sexxxy Young Models! (Allegedly)

Sounds like lots of Trump's models worked in America illegally, and he literally made money off screwing them. Would Donald Trump really do such a thing???
Is that a Glock in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Austria Considering Far Right President, Because You Know Who Else Hated Immigrants?

In case you were feeling down on America for flirting with one Mr. Donald J. Trump, fear not! There are other countries to feel bad about (while continuing to feel bad about America, because WTF, America? Donald Trump? REALLY!?)! Say...
That pinata gets around

Well Of Course Undocumented Immigrants Are Helping Build Donald Trump’s New DC Hotel

How's this for a shocker? Turns out that there's a whole bunch of immigrant construction workers -- some in America legally, some here illegally, and some who crossed the border illegally and then got legal status -- who are...
Screw you, huddled masses.

Judge To Obama: Stop Letting In All Those Immigrants Who Are Already Here!

Wednesday was supposed to be the day President Obama officially rolled out the Kenyan welcome mat for all them illegals who've already snuck across our border to infect us with diseases and their strange foreign languages. But oh no,...
Still empty.

GOP Blaming Immigrants For Diseases GOP Doesn’t Believe In

Although some conservative talk show hosts these days are leaning toward believing that measles is no big deal, Republican politicians are starting to frantically cast around for someone to blame, because, omg, measles is kind of a big deal!...

Joe Miller Pretty Sure That Immigrants Are Coming To Take Your Guns Away

You will recall that we grudgingly started paying attention to the Alaska senator's race because senior senator Lisa Murkowski is SO MAD that junior senator Mark Begich is going around saying they are friends. Now one of Begich's possible...

Rep. Steve King: Immigrants Loading Up On Slut Pills On ‘Rape Path’ To ‘Death Train’, Sure Why Not

If it is a day of the week, which it usually is, then you can bet Rep. Steve King, the self-proclaimed Jesus of Iowa, is choke-holding logic and reason and common decency and kicking puppies and torturing chickens because...

Dumb Sheriff Doesn’t Even Agree With Fox & Friends That Illegal Immigrants Should Be Left To Die

Brian Kilmeade got a GOTCHA on some dumb Texas "sheriff," when he played 911 tapes of illegal immigrants calling the police for help with stupid things like "not dying." "So those calls, you have to respond to, even though for...

Dumb Jerk Joe Biden Thinks Illegal Immigrants Are People

Joe Biden, he's this guy. He's a big dumb jerk of a guy who thinks illegal immigrants are "American," as even if. “Eleven million people living in the shadows I believed are already American citizens,” Biden said. “These people...

Laura Ingraham Performs Difficult Stupidity Hat-Trick About Immigrants, Puerto Rico, And Sonia Sotomayor

'Sup, Laura Ingraham? How've you been? Keeping busy? Cool, cool. You've been doing what? Being deeply confused and kind of full of racist bullshit about immigrants and Puerto Rico? Well, that's a thing to pass the time, we guess....

Deleted Comments Of The Day: You Should Have Found A More Racist Picture For That Story On Immigrants

Time for another plunge into the ol' comments queue, and the good news is that we just got a new shipment of industrial-strength rubber gloves! Our first missive comes from wannabe art director "rogerinorlando," whose name and location we...

New Hampshire Senator Kelly Ayotte Bravely Calls For Higher Taxes… On Poor Immigrants

Buenos dias, wonkeros and wonkiritas. Are you tired of reading/hearing/tweeting about #BRIDGEGHAZI yet? Isn’t there some other outrageous news from petulant rightwing asshats that we can carp about for a while? Well, glad you asked! New Hampshire Senator and Tea...

Phyllis Schlafly Has Had It With People Thinking Statue Of Liberty Welcomes Immigrants

Phyllis Schlafly, the Queen Mum of rightwing hate, is getting pretty tired of the poor and the huddled masses yearning to breathe free. So yesterday, she tossed a tempest; in a radio commentary, she insisted that the Statue of...