Wonkette’s Children’s Treasury of Traditional Thanksgiving Videos

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Awkward Video Moments Preserved Forever: Barack Obama Pardons a Turkey

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Bonus Prescient Recipe: Todd Palin’s ‘Baked Alaska’ Pot Brownies And Beer

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Wonkette’s Actual Awesome Real Cranberry Business

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Thanksgiving Wonkabout Style: Turducken For All

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Fox News Bosses Suddenly Want To Fire Everyone For Constant Idiot Errors & Lies

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Sarah Palin Probably Does Not Feel Bad For Barbara Walters, But She Should

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Lou Dobbs And Bill O’Reilly Have Very Serious Discussion About Satan

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Liveblogging Sarah Palin On Oprah

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The Opposite Of Progress

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