WASHINGTON, DC, 02:28 AM, MON JULY 6 | Advertise on Wonkette | tips@wonkette.com | SUBMIT A TIP | RSS

Search Results

OR JUST MICROWAVE SOME PORK-A-LOONS

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009
WHY EVEN WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

Very Politico-y Politico Article: Elitist Obama Is Too *Good* To Have Sex Affairs

Thursday, June 25th, 2009
MISS CALIFORNIA

Obama’s Warlock Wants To Name New White House Mongrel ‘Miss California’

Sunday, May 17th, 2009
RED SCARE

Michelle Obama Palling Around With Red Monster

Thursday, May 7th, 2009
99 PROBLEMS

OMG Just One Day Until Obama’s 100th Day!

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009
REPUBLICANS IN THE NEWS

23% of Americans Approve of Republican Party

Friday, April 24th, 2009
TRAIN A COMIN'

Obama Will Build Magic SuperTrains To Save America, Bypass Teabagger Zones

Thursday, April 16th, 2009
WHERE ARE THOSE NAVY SEALS WHEN YOU NEED THEM?

Rescue-Dog Fanatics Hope Obama Will Kill Ted Kennedy’s Elitist Water Dog

Monday, April 13th, 2009
CARTOON VIOLENCE

Subtlety Is Overrated

Friday, March 20th, 2009
THE SUN IS THERE

Gordon Brown-Barack Obama Meeting Boring To UK, Too

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009
WRAPPED UP IN BOOKS

And On The Seventh Day, God Created An As-Yet-Unused Login For The Fray

Monday, March 2nd, 2009