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  The roundup to end all roundups

Which Republican Candidate Can Lick That Kentucky Clerk Lady’s Knob Best?

LINE UP, BOYS!
...mp, who are too good to answer questions about the human blumpkin Kim Davis, we guess. At press time, Scott Walker was half asleep with his tongue hanging out of his mouth. Deer Wonket, can I rite 4 u? [Talking Points Memo / Washington Blade /Dave Weigel on Twitter / CBS News / WTOC / The New Civil Rights Movement / New York Times / Ted Cruz on Facebook]...
  No one knows who they were or whether they recycled

John Kasich Likes Planet Earth OK, Not Ready For Serious Commitment

Let's not get too carried away with this 'save the planet' nonsense
...wilds of New Hampshire, John Kasich (R-And Who Are You Again?) is doing a campaign event, and WaPo’s Dave Weigel is tweeting up a storm. Of particular interest is this Deep Thought on the environment: Glad he clarified that! It seems pretty consistent with his previous firm position on global warming: It’s real, but nobody knows whether it’s caused by humans, because if that were the case, we might have to do something about it....
  see ya wouldn’t wanna be ya

I Came, I Saw, I Got The F*ck Out: Your (Final) Florida Roundup

Dumber than a speeding bullet
...dn’t have happened had the cops not bogarted his weed. What Do Florida Cops Do When They’re Not Stealing Drugs? David Borst was, until last year, deputy police chief in Fruitland Park, until the feds outed him as a KKK member, which is NO FAIR, freedom of speech, etc. So what did Mr. Borst do with his unemployed self? David Borst resigned as the Fruitland Park deputy police chief last July after being identified by the FBI as being a member of on...
  Menstrual Blood Libel!

Donald Trump: Why Was Megyn Kelly Moderating A Debate Instead Of In The Blood Hut?

Hey, it makes as much sense as the original
...the pack as legitimate,” this was just one step too far. And that’s coming from the guy who called David Souter a “goat-fucking child molester.”  But HE apologized, and Trump never did. And so the question must be asked: Is our Supreme Court Justice insulters learning? Trump certainly doesn’t think he has to apologize for an innocent, incomplete thought about Megyn Kelly’s bleeding nose. Saturday morning, the Trump campai...
  Look! Rhetoric!

Wingnuts Invent Fun New Way To Slur Each Other, Hooray!

There might be some racist implications to this term. But only pussies care about racism
...an example from our internets image searching: White nationalist Richard Spencer explained to WaPo’s Dave Weigel that the term perfectly describes most of the mainstream GOP: It is the cuckold who, whether knowingly or unknowingly, loses control of his future. This is an apt psychological portrait of white ‘conservatives,’ whose only identity is comprised of vague, abstract ‘values,’ and who are participating in the...
  this picture is everything

Rick Scott Is Just Like Mother Teresa: Your Florida Roundup

Adventures in Sucking Up: The Florida Edition
...to feed his cat. When her son walked in and saw his mother, he began yelling, the report states. At one point, David Corning said to his mother, “Go back inside you (expletive deleted) or I will kill you,” the report states. He then grabbed a broom and swung it at his mother, hitting her on the side of the head and breaking her glasses, deputies reported. His defense, it turns out, is that the old bag is nuts. David Corning told depu...
  He seemed nice

Lafayette Shooter Was Teabaggin’, Gay-Hatin’, Hitler-Lovin’ Fool, THANKS OBAMA!

Just another member of the Lone Wolf Freedom Shooty Brigade Of Lone Wolves
...ey it.” What a freethinker he was! He also believed that welfare recipients should be sterilized and that David Duke was so much better than Martin Luther King, Jr. He loved David Duke so much, according to the SPLC, that “he registered to attend David Duke’s EURO Conference in New Orleans, according to a spreadsheet of conference registrations obtained by Hatewatch.” This is starting to sound like the Family Research Council...
  Even diaper-fetishists have to eat

Whore-Sexing Sen. David Vitter Wiped Away Gay Marriage Tears With Greasy Chick-Fil-A Meat

He's crying because he's hungry.
Friday was a tough day for Louisiana Sen. David Vitter. First, he had to shed his pull-ups and dismount from whatever whore lady was currently being Not His Wife and helping him fulfill his diaper sex fantasies (ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY!), and then he turned on the Google and found out that the Supreme Court had crammed his throat with gay marriage, and he did not like that! The taste of diapers on his tongue did not go well with the taste...
  the commentczar's in town

Deleted Comments: Leave The Duggars Alooooooone

Takes one to know one...
...these resisters go unpunished, hence the efforts to discredit the Duggars, Phil Robertson, Hobby Lobby founder David Green and similar people who clearly have their lives better organized and managed than the majority of Americans. I have to wonder how much of the disdain shown towards the Duggars derives from envy of their greater vitality. The future, demographically speaking, belongs to the people who show up for it. Well, guess what? The fut...
  sluts sluts sluts

Oh Hey There’s A Shark In The Middle Of The Road, Guess The State: Your Florida Roundup

Actually set in Florida, true story
...rlayed that rousing defeat into the top job at the DA’s office, which brings us to the courtroom this week, and David Damus, who may or may not be a murderer, we don’t know. Either way, he has an admirably quick wit: The murder trial of David Damus lost its quiet courtroom decorum Wednesday when the accused killer took the stand in his own defense and had a heated exchange with Orange-Osceola State Attorney Jeff Ashton. “When you lost the C...
  Et tu Nancy?

Democrats Betray Obama On Trade Deal, Guess He’s Done Being President Now

Hmm, yeah, still not funny
...d Republicans were the ones saying #StandWithObama and if you don’t, you’re basically a Nazi: [Rep. David Schweikert] said the things unions were putting out to counter the free-trade push were “crazy.” Then he likened their work to an infamous Nazi. “Goebbels would be very proud of them,” said Schweikert[.] That would be Arizona Republican David Schweikert, he is pretty much nuts, as you know. He does not trus...
  redemption stories

Huckabee: That Duggar Boy Made A Mistake, Just Like When My Son Murdered That Dog

You STAY in her lap, where you're safe.
...he just murdered a puppy dog, that’s all. As yr Wonkette reported all the way back in 2007: Word is that David [Huckabee] and his best buddy hanged a stray dog while they were counselors at a Boy Scout camp, but no charges were ever filed and David eventually became an Eagle Scout despite being fired from his “job” as a Boy Scout camp counselor for torturing a fucking stray dog. While neither confirming nor denying the incident, Huck told...
  Wonkette makes photo gallery like Buzzfeed

Josh Duggar Touches GOP Presidential Candidates With Same Hands What Touched His Sisters

Gross. Gross. Gross. Gross. Gross.
...amily Research Council hate group, which is headed up by Tony Perkins, who started his career off by purchasing David Duke’s mailing list. Yes, THAT David Duke. Despite being one of the most rabid hate groups in all the land — the FRC’s Peter Sprigg once called for all gays to be “exported” from the United States, and he also openly calls for the criminalization of homosexuality — these fuckers are CONNECTED. I...
  Somewhere Somehow Somebody Must Have Kicked You Around Some

Rand Paul: Why Help Iraqi Refugees? We Won, So Suck It, Losers.

Somewhere somehow somebody must have kicked him around some. Maybe in the head.
...#8217;s thoughts on that one. Maybe he thinks the 648 Syrians need to stay home so they can help make their country a nicer place to live, too. [Correction: This article misidentified the idiot who’s worried about the relentless tide of 648 Syrians. It’s Daniel, not David, Horowitz. Wonkette regrets the error, although David Horowitz is also an idiot. Just not this time.] [RightWingWatch / RightWingWatch another time]...
  the commentczar's in town

Deleted Comments Of The Week: The Holocaust Was A Hoax, Martial Law In Texas Is Real

Does it violate Godwin's Law when you're talking about neo-Nazis?
Lots of lovely deleted comments for you this week, many of them in reply to our piece about David Cole, the Holocaust denier who’s found an exciting new career denying climate change (he thinks climate scientists need to be tried for treason or something). Some of the comments were about what you’d expect, like this succinct dismissal of the entire topic, from one “boris_batonov,” who simply wrote: “so you retards...
  Have A Reality? This Guy Will Deny It!

Holocaust-Denying Dude Has GREAT Idea: ‘Nuremberg Trials’ For Climate Scientists!

And he was such a nice young man
...caution that Erik Rush’s column at WND doesn’t come out until Thursdays. The idiot this time out is David Cole, who was a big celebrity in the Holocaust Denial crowd back in the 1990s. He made a few videos claiming that there were no gas chambers at Auschwitz, the Nazis actually murdered far fewer than 6 million Jews, and that there was no overall Nazi plan for genocide. Instead, he said that the Nazis just wanted to expel Jews from E...