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THE HORROR YOU'VE WITNESSED

Actual Truck Nutz Spotted In DC

by Ken Layne  4:34 pm February 16, 2009

Wonkette Operative “Matt N.” has truly witnessed horror, in the supposed new socialist caliphate of the District of Communism: Real truck nutz, hanging off a goddamned trailer hitch, as intended by the manufacturer.

GOSSIP ROUNDUP

They Say Animals Don’t Worry

by Alex Pareene  2:41 pm October 4, 2007

WONK'D

Free as a Bird

by Alex Pareene  5:53 pm July 13, 2007

CNN

Great Moments In Objective Journalism

by Ken Layne  11:56 am June 19, 2007

REPUBLICANS

Colorado Senator Caught Biting Conrad Burns’ Rhymes

by Ken Layne  11:14 pm May 31, 2007

GOSSIP

Gossip Roundup: Wild, Wild Life

by Alex Pareene  12:12 pm April 13, 2007

DC

Jim Webb Will Shoot You On Sight With His Unregistered Pistol

by Ken Layne  1:32 pm March 28, 2007

TERRORISM

Lieberman & Chertoff Will Bravely Destroy Internet

by Ken Layne  2:00 pm March 15, 2007

FUNNY PICTURES

Wonkette Is 2007 Unity Candidate! (So Vote For Us)

by Ken Layne  4:59 pm January 26, 2007

GEORGE BUSH

Rumors On The Internets: Oh, S@$#!

by Ken Layne  10:06 pm January 10, 2007

SENATE

UPDATE: Conrad Burns Probably Already Killed This Guy

by Ken Layne  2:30 pm December 19, 2006

TERRORISTS

Conrad Burns Drives Dangerously By Day, Kills At Night

by Ken Layne  1:30 pm December 19, 2006

DEMOCRATS

Tim Johnson Suffers Stroke, Liberals Demonstrate Deep Compassion, Concern About Tenuous Hold on Power

by Alex Pareene  4:19 pm December 13, 2006

SENATE

Capitol Threatened By Confused Old Man In Pajamas

by Ken Layne  12:54 pm December 4, 2006

CONGRESS

Gossip Roundup: Roast Gone Wrong

by Alex Pareene  1:49 pm November 21, 2006

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