Wonkette
This week, Nick Farr, Norm Coleman, and Thomas DeFranck were all spotted being various degrees of famous at various places by our spies and operatives. Voyeuristic fun, as always, is after the jump.
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- Spotted Gen. Nick Farr getting off the elevator at the Woodley Park station on 12/4. It’s unclear if he’s bringing his War on Paultards to the quiet streets of Upper Northwest D.C. It would, however, be nice if he’d bring about a War on Zoo Tourists sometime this spring.
- Spotted Senator Norm Coleman last night (12/11) giddly walking down the Penn. Ave. strip with all the bars between 2nd and 3rd streets. His middle-aged aide had a hard time keeping up. He looked extremely excited to be out and kept looking into bars and passed on the Pourhouse. I wonder where he eventually ended up…he looked ready to party.
- Lunchtime, got on the westbound (to Georgetown) Circulator bus at 19th and K with Thomas DeFrank of NY Daily News, punditocracy and authorial fame. I read his press badge, that’s how I knew. Not for nothing, but he looks like the now-elderly love child of Bill Bennett and Michael Moore.
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What, Senator Coleman was NOT with his lovely wife?
I'm shocked, simply shocked.
I saw Nick Farr riding in a glorious floating throne of shining Paultard skulls, flanked by the Smiting and LOLing Boddhisatvas, trailing sparkling clouds of Liberty.
I saw Nick Farr walking through Greenbelt Plaza* wearing a necklace made out of cut off Paultard ears.
* The crappiest DC-area place that I could think of. May no longer exist.
@Botswana Meat Commission FC: *Have you been to the Wheaton "Mall" area (on the Wheaton metro stop, obvi)? That place redefines crappiest.
@HRHKingFriday: I get food poisoning no matter where I eat there.
@HRHKingFriday:
I haven't lived in DC/MD for five years, so no.
I just remember the whole Chris Rock routine about "the black mall" (the only sell two things: sneakers and baby clothes). It fit Greenbelt Plaza mall perfectly.
@Botswana Meat Commission FC: That's the only Giant that lets me grocery shop with that necklace on.
@weazel: How many times have I told you to NOT order off the Brickskellar beer menu by pointing randomly?
The General don't own no car, but if he did we'd all sing something like this:
This is Nick Farr's Cadillac
This is Nick Farr's Cadillac
We're just drivin round the block
In Nick Farr's Cadillac
The Southwest Waterfront (DC) mall was in the running for crappiest too, but they knocked that down last month.
Congratulations, Nick Farr. You seem to have reached celebrity status yelling at Paul supporters whenever possible, here.
Well, I saw Nick Farr walking with Ron Paul
Doing the Werewolves of Wonkette
I saw Nick Farr walking with Ron Paul
Doing the Werewolves of Wonkette
I saw Nick Farr drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
And his hair was perfect
Ah-oo, Werewolves of Wonkette
Draw blood
NORM'S wife is still around? I figure she'd have bailed by now ... Tammy Wynette lives .....
or is she still buying corsets?
I saw General Farr decorating a christmas tree with the severed heads of his Paultard enemies. Stylin'!
This is a particularly exciting time of year for Norm Coleman, as he negotiates the line between crypto-Christian and godless unbeliever.
As for the wife, ah, I am sure she is okay. There are plenty of shelters California, where she is um, pursuing her career as a model or actress or something. She'll turn up sometime around general election time.
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