President’s Personal Aide Prepared for Just About Anything (Involving Clean Hands and Notecards)
According to the Dallas Morning News, the pockets of Blake Gottesman, the President’s personal aide, “are full of whatever the president might need: hand soap, notecards, black markers.” We can’t decide if this makes Bush sound more like a toddler, Howard Hughes, or Martha Stewart, but we’re glad to know that if we’re ever attacked by an army of unexpected gifts, he’s ready to leap into action.
Inner circle of Texans keeps president on track [Dallas Morning News]
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