RAIN OF TERROR: DAY THREE
Blogs… blogs… c’mon blogs… damn.
We’re on day 3 of what will presumably be a 40-day rain. Meteorologists are advising District residents to collect gopher wood and gather two employees of each federal department (Steny Hoyer and Roy Blunt are safe for the moment, high atop Meridian Hill).
But hey, the clouds broke for a moment this morning — a little sunshine’s good, right?
“That’s bad actually,” forecaster John Darnley said. “It allows all this residual moisture to be heated up,” speeding it toward another collision with the stationary front. “It’s like blowing on a fire.”
DON’T WORRY, EVERYONE — WE’RE CALLING MICHAEL BROWN AND ANDERSON COOPER.
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The Ark Wonkette would be an awesome thing. :D Two tipsters from each federal department...
by Melissa on 06/27/06 04:35 PM
The winners of the Hottie contest would be the two interns for the ark..
by Ben on 06/27/06 05:17 PM
Why stop at just two? Besides, everyone knows that if you want to repopulate a species you need a 10 to 1 female to male ratio. As long as the 1 is me.
by RSquared on 06/27/06 10:06 PM
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