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Shoeless Paul Wolfowitz will quit the World Bank on June 30th, the bank announced today. They apparently agreed to pay him that huge severance package.According to the Board, “blah blah acted ethically and in good faith blah blah we’ll all miss him etc etc.”

Wolfowitz is expected to be replaced as World Bank President by either Suze Orman or Shaha Ali Riza, depending on whether President Bush is feeling like an idiotic or a vindictive child.

Wolfie Quit Blah Blah [AP via NYT]