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Friday04072006

And What About That Burning Discharge from Pluto?

Many of you have emailed us about this headline. We’re just passing it along to stem the flow of messages:

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Guess what? It’s Friday!

New Ring Around Uranus Is Blue, Scientists Find [Reuters]

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