Trail of Sheers
We don’t like making fun of moms having a breakdown on national TV, or indulging in Art Bell, premeditated emotive fantasies. Then again, we couldn’t ignore this:
If any doubters remain as to the authenticity of Ms. Sam Alito’s tears last Wednesday, the very real, very genuine nature of her trial has been at last made painfully clear. Apparently, after a run-in with a landscape hedge during a morning stroll through Stanton Park en route to the Hart Senate Office Building, Ms. Alito reached the Walgreens at Constitution and 3rd only to discover they were fresh out of Leggs Day Sheer Control Top [suntan]. Several hours into the day’s hearings, she confronted the reality that major media all over the country would be photographing this:
The Truth Behind the Tears [Untelevised]
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