Splash My Bitch Up
As we await the publication of Ted Kennedy’s new children’s book, Fark has produced some delightful cover art submissions.:
For those of you living underwater the past 30 years, Kennedy has a little problem with drinking. It got so bad he once drove a girl into the drink and left her there. Naturally, the narrator of his new book is a dog named Splash. And no, we don’t think it was inspired by the crappy Ford car bearing the same name. But hot damn we wish it was.
Senator Ted Kennedy’s Children’s Book [Fark]
A Dog’s Eye View of Washington [Amazon]
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