EVEN BREAKING-ER: 8 YEARS IN THE PEN FOR THE DUKE-STIR
Congrats to Randy “Duke” Cunningham for entering the history books with the longest jail term ever given to a Congressman: 8 years, 4 months. All this for a little graft? It's getting so a guy can't make a dishonest living anymore.
Dick Morris is currently predicting Cunningham'll join Hillary's ticket in '08.
(Or write your own damn punchline, it's Friday evening, fer chrissakes.)
Cunningham Gets Record Bribery Sentence [AP via CNN]
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this whole thing would have blown over if he hadn't resigned... the same goes for michael brown...
by alter ego on 03/03/06 07:17 PM
What, honesty actually has to be in politics? I truly feel for those that can't be dishonest anymore. Somewhere in California, a liberal is playing the sad violin for ol' Duke.
by flickerwink on 03/05/06 12:49 AM
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