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Holy Sweater Puppies!

Dude, if ever a picture needed an Alt Text.

@Spence:

Seriously, if Paul Revere had had a pair of headlights like those he would have emerged from his midnight ride with far less bruises and scratches.

I miss Alt Text, too... sad, sad, sad.

I'd hit it. And unlike Kitty, it wouldn't be a hate fuck.

And I wouldn't need a bag, or chew off my arm.

I'd let Dr. Sattler examine my extinct eggs anytime, or something.

Those boobs are fake.

Documentaries on the 2000 election? Wow, I feel old.
Scratch that, I'll feel old when I see a "cockumentary" on Larry Craig.

Well I wondered if they would pad Laura Dern enough to be believable as Miss Kitty. They could have saved the trouble by casting Adrienne Barbeau for the part, but I'm not a big time TV movie producer, so what do I know.

Is this movie gonna be a comedy? 'Cause I'm not laughin'.

Laura looks sexier without the fake rack, but wev ... all I want to know is who is playing the bug-eyed ballot counter? [blog.wired.com]

I can hear the director on the set: "Bring on the stunt boobs!"

I can't wait for the climactic scene where Kitty slays the 'possum.

Completely miscast. Anna Nicole Smith would have been perfect and would have fit the part much better dead since Kitty's face doesn't move too much when she talks due to the multiple face lifts. Miss Piggy could have provided the voice over.

FreshCliches: Agreed. In fact, she's more Kitty than Kitty is. (Except for the Jesus Freakishness of Kitty v1.0.)

Laura Dern as Kitters??? Is this one of those ABC's Path to 911 revisionist pieces?

I'm impressed. She's even got the trademark Kitty Harris tits pushed forward like she accidentally sat on the pommel.

For those who want to compare the real Kitty, and the Laura Dern-Kitty....

holy ta-tas.

Kitty is actually hotter in this shot than Laura Dern, movie star. total CWILF.

@blogenfreude: Too bad Vincent Schiavelli died - he would be perfect.

Does Hollywood know what boring is anymore? I wonder if this is one of those money laundering movies for the mob. Oh well, I guess Laura Dern should be happy she is acting in anything.

BTW - stuffing socks down Laura Dern's shirt and caking her face in make up just doesn't do justice to the spectacular tits on Katherine Harris or her 'fuck me' photo op on the horse.

All politics aside, you have to admit Harris was totally hot in that moment.

damn, that was a nice way to cap off the day.
i have to say that it looks like laura dern has got a much nicer booty going than kitty's, but the true appeal of kitty harris is the dirty hate-fuck fantasies, not her actual looks.

@suburbman: You hit it right there, she was totally hot in that moment. She seems almost girlish, and genuinely so. Every woman has a right to be totally hot in at least one moment. Those are the moments we men fall in love with.

@HRHKingFriday: I'm just waiting for the gay porno. WIDE STANCE, the story of a hot daddy politician, a young twink cop, and the tearoom that bring them together.

@SloppyCronkite:

Yup, totally fake:

i hate to bring this up but she wasn't in congress when this shit went down. so what's up with the banner on the horsie?

Titties!!!!!!!!!

The pic is so wrong and reinforces every stereotype of how Hollywood takes real events and people and makes them blandly unrecognizable. Our crazy, angular, spectacularly-boobed Kitty is turned into some squishy pneumatic Michelin girl. This is pathetic. Give us our Kitty back!

Look closely at that photo of the Righteous Miss Kitty. Now look closely ABOVE her neck. Then imagine an early Jessica Lange, pre-plastic surgery.

Spot on!

Yeah, but NOTHING beats Laura Dern in those tight khaki shorts in Jurassic Park (the first one) -- that early scene where she's grabs the binoculars and stands in the jeep. Okay, okay, I'm obsessive but there are worse thing...like believing Katherine Harris is or was ever hot, other than a grudge fuck.

Me no likey mommy jeans.

Dern can reach into Kitty's soul: the inability to master decimal numbers, her confusion between the alphabet and ZIP Codes, the belief that cubans are just cigars, etc. I hear "Emmy".

I'm boycotting Wonkette (while wearing a very tight sweater) until Newell adds alt-text to the picture. It's that big a crime.

@ SloppyCronkite:

Clever girl(s)...

Dern's next project? Has to be Tom DeLay replacement Shelley Dracula Cunt.

Yes, Kitty exuded fuckability in her staged horse photo; that's why her handlers spread it to the masses - potential votes.

I like how how Ms. Dern shows just the hint of batshit crazy in here eyes in the first photo, and of course her respectable pair of raptors. Neither of which are as prominant as Miss Kitty's, but hey, it's made-for-TV. Does that count as revisionist?

Yeah, Katherine Harris in the horse picture gives me a boner too. Nice tight top to show off the twins along with the snug "mom jeans" are a deadly combination. Kitty also has the "crazy eyes" giving the impression that behind closed doors she'd bang you til' you couldn't walk anymore.

Those are the mommiest mom jeans ever in the original photo. Mom jeans = not hot.