http://www.wonkette.com/ Politics for People with Dirty Minds http://www.wonkette.com/archives/terms-of-use-013564.php en-us 2006-03-19T19:34:13-05:00 hourly 1 2000-01-01T12:00+00:00 http://www.wonkette.com/politics/week-in-review/wonkettes-week-in-review-161526.php President Bush moves to replace Gale Norton as Interior Secretary with Dirk Kempthorne — who may have some skeletons in his closet (and is less popular than Spuddy Buddy). Howard Dean succumbs to March Madness — and finally has... 
Comment on this post 161526@http://www.wonkette.com/ week in review 2006-03-19T19:34:13-05:00 http://www.wonkette.com/politics/remainders/remainders-feelin-frisky-161407.php No wonder Tom Malin likes Condi so much — check out her firm, toned butt! Clearly she’s been working on those glutes. [Princess Sparkle Pony] Aussie strippers just won better working conditions for themselves. Quips our tipster about the... 
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Related: Remainders: The Pain and Suffering Edition 161407@http://www.wonkette.com/ Remainders 2006-03-17T19:02:51-05:00 http://www.wonkette.com/politics/top/wonkette-exclusive-up-close-and-personal-with-tom-malin-161239.php At long last, after much fanfare and hype, here it is: Wonkette’s exclusive interview with Tom Malin, the gay escort turned Texas state legislature candidate! We apologize for the delay in bringing this to you. We meant to publish it... 
Comment on this post 161239@http://www.wonkette.com/ top 2006-03-17T12:29:23-05:00 http://www.wonkette.com/politics/exprostitutes/one-more-plug-hehe-for-our-tom-malin-interview-161036.php No, dear readers, this is not yet the main event; our promised interview of Tom Malin is still to come. But to tide you over, here’s a little teaser — some foreplay, if you will — to whet your appetite.... 
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Comment on this post 159825@http://www.wonkette.com/ week in review 2006-03-11T14:35:34-05:00 http://www.wonkette.com/politics/tom-malin/time-for-us-to-quit-riding-tom-malin-159111.php What kind of world is it where Tom DeLay cleans up in his primary and Tom Malin loses? Is there a sadder headline to start your day with than “Ex-Prostitute Candidate Loses”? Sigh. Oh, Tom. We’ll always have the memories.... 
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Comment on this post 157022@http://www.wonkette.com/ week in review 2006-02-26T11:35:01-05:00 http://www.wonkette.com/politics/remainders/remainders-glitter-and-be-gay-156918.php We may be doing some blogging later today or over the weekend, so check back soon. If we let the gays run our ports, at least those great big shipping containers would come in stylish pastel colors. [Bad Reporter via... 
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