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Sam Brownback

Brownback Nation!

Sam Brownback is still running for President! The Senator from somewhere white will announce tomorrow, two days before the anniversary of Roe v Wade, the one thing he hates more than homosexuals.

The guy is a complete nut who rambles about saving “snowflake babies” and spends nights in prisons but he also aligned himself with Congressional Democrats in opposition to the Iraq war, so there’s a slim chance he might actually win the nomination depending on how these next two years go. Get ready for the president with the dirtiest-sounding name since Harding!

Brownback, Set to Launch GOP White House Bid, Will Fight From the Right [CQPoilitics]

7:14 PM on Fri Jan 19 2007
By Pareene
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  • My homo spider-sense is tingling. Danger! Danger!

  • The only possible running-mate for someone named Brownback would be Rep. Linda "Dirty" Sanchez (D-CA). Brownback-Sanchez!

  • My crystal ball says he will win the nomination, because most rank-and-file Republican primary voters are every bit as wacky as he is, John McCain is too friendly with those America-hating liberals, and because Mitt Romney is entirely too Mormon for them.

  • Why would anyone want to even consider Brownback as a candidate for First Liar of The United States?


    Brownback, Kyl and Graham lied in amicus court briefs to the Supreme Court and three federal appeals courts. Beacause it was not covered extensively on the Cable Infotainment Channels,(CNN, MudSlingerNBC and Foxfunnies), doesn't ever make that go away.


    Justice Stevens noted it in Ramden v. Rumsfeld and it is a matter of public record.


    After this term, with the Liar In Chief, you'd think someone would say, " one professional liar was enough".




  • OH boy ..our very own ChristoAyatolla !!!!!
    I just can't wait to see the Brownshirt parades.

  • J-man, Brownback-Santorum 2008! has a certain ring to it, as well.

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