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Getting busted for painkiller abuse: sad/funny.
Getting busted for unprescribed Viagra: HYSTERICAL.
Rush Limbaugh (you know, big guy, used to date Daryn Kagan) was busted at the Palm Beach airport for possession of a bottle of Viagra that had the names of two Florida doctors, but not his.
Possession of unprescribed Viagra is, it turns out, a second-degree misdemeanor. But the bust makes sense, really — the painkillers, you know, tend to make things a little more difficult in that department.
A doctor had prescribed the drug, but it was “labeled as being issued to the physician rather than Mr. Limbaugh for privacy purposes,” Roy Black, Limbaugh’s attorney, said in a statement.
Yeah, that’s a great excuse. Brilliant legal mind, there. We always have our doctors prescribe our klonopin to other people, you know, for privacy concerns.
Oy, we’re not gonna have to listen to Rush today now, are we? Does someone else want to take that bullet for us?
Limbaugh Detained at Palm Beach Airport [AP via WP]
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Rush Limpball, huh huh, huh, huh huh.
There are three things that are interesting and funny about this, not necessarily in this order: 1) Rush can't get it up. 2) Rush commits a misdemeanor, while on probation. 3) Who is thrice married, recently single Rush banging out of wedlock? Having some whores on foreign shores?
C'mon, guy loves his pills. Just leave him alone.
I want a Heritage Foundation seminar on this Drugs and Rush's Image in Fighting Addiction: Fact, Fictio... Moderator: Courtney Love
I thought Rush was a bigger man than that...
It seems that Daryn Kagan could really help CNN scoop this story. Coop: Daryn has known Rush as a friend and in the biblical sense. Daryn, have you ever known Rush to need Viagra? Daryn: Well Anderson, after we had taken some e-balls and hit the bottle pretty hard, Rush would have trouble...um uh, focusing so he would pop a Viggie and then we would hop on the good foot and do the bad thing until dawn or until the ludes made us pass out. Coop: Sounds like my weekends. Thanks Daryn for your reporting on this. Playing "naughty doctor" with a balding freakshow is really going the extra mile.
Looks like that plan to protect Rush's privacy didn't work out so well, eh?
"Having some whores on foreign shores?" If Limbaugh's so paranoid about his "privacy" he won't even rely on his pharmacist not to go running to the tabloids, why would he trust a domestic hooker?
Never has the term "force of habit" been so apropos.
Oh, please, if the dude wanted privacy he wouldn't be carrying Viagra through the airport in the first place. Oh, "they won't search me, I'm Rush fucking Limbaugh," Riiight. I think this goes in the "there's no such thing as bad publicity" column. Maybe people will quit talking about that damn dog that died for ten minutes.
That picture is just gross.
From her grimace, it looks like Daryn is holding a fish in her mouth by its tail while Shamu grabs it out to eat.
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