Wonkette

* Obama and Kos “structures” in Second Life now ready and waiting to be covered in shittingdicknipples. [techPresident]
* Conservatives love someone Jesus changed from gay more than people he made not gay in the first place. [The Liberal Avenger]
* “Big Book O’ Pork” is out and full of alien-finding telescopes and train tracks to the north pole. [The Mudville Gazette]
* Arlen Specter wants Alberto Gonzalez’s head — chopped up, with toothpicks in it, and served on a DoJ cocktail napkin. [My DD]
* Lieberman took twenty grand from the Swift Boat guy. What a fucking douche. [Hartford Courant]