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- Which President has spent the most time talking about Pearl Harbor? Hint: It’s not Franklin Roosevelt. [Lawyers, Guns and Money]
- Buy two regular price blowjobs from DC hookers and they’ll keep your secret for free. [TPM Muckraker]
- President Bush wants a cookie for some shit he was supposed to do anyway. [Hotline on Call]
- DHS program that assigns “secret terrorist ratings to millions of U.S. citizens,” gets highest possible “Five Kafkas” for its scary PoMo essence. [Computerworld, The Heretik]
- Walnuts McCain hires a communications director even Wal-Mart thinks is too evil. [Election Central]
- Some people just have to be first: “Top Ten Funniest Political Moments of 2006.” [Extreme Mortman]
- On Oscar night, pay close attention to the size of Al Gore’s ass — that’s how you’ll know if he’s running in ‘08. [SFGate]
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The reason D.C. hookers are offering 'Specials', is that there are so damned many of them these days, now that all those ex-republican congressmen (excuse me, 'republican ex-congressmen') are walking the streets.
Hey professor Smith, like, I totally did the reading this time.
I assume Bush means he looked at the pictures.
Try looking into outgoing Rep. Jim Gibbons (NV) now governor-elect, for the steady service of the D.C. Madam. Pues, ya tiene manchas en sus calconcillos de Mormon! He's already got some funny looking stains on his Mormon underwear!
Mortman,s funny moments are at least one Macaca short of credibility. And where's the election night Santorum child abuse fiesta? And what about Ms. Hot for Jesus? Those are my top three and they aren't even on Mort's list.
I'd like to see the risk-assessment ratings on all of the Bush-Cheney contractors traveling to/from the Middle East. I hope they're ready for a lifetime of strip searches and Gitmo when this program becomes fully "operational."
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