Wonkette

* By announcing his desire to be president, Fred Thompson expects it to just happen to him. Thus, he redefines the American Dream. [Wizbang Politics]
* One day, we will not ignore Joe Biden as we do today. [The Plank]
* When it comes to raising money, Mark Warner is no Ron Paul. [Election Central]
* Can killing yourself be considered an admission of guilt? [TPMmuckraker]
* Who would have guessed that Michelle Malkin is actually better looking in caricature? [Michelle Malkin]
* A Nobel Prize that will noticeably not be shit upon. [Redstate]