Rudy Giuliani: We Will Never Forgive John Dickerson for This Mental Image

Rudy Giuliani

We Will Never Forgive John Dickerson for This Mental Image

Giuliani wears a better class of suit now that he’s in the lucrative private sector, but he still seems like the candidate most likely to be comfortable wearing a muscle-T.

Oh, gross. We’ve seen enough of Rudy’s doughy old man flesh, thank you.

Though to be fair we couldn’t decide if that passage was actually grosser than the one immediately after, in which Rudy “took off his shoe to show his well-worn and stained orthotics.”

Rudy’s grinning fascism might give the Weekly Standard types a raging clit-on, but stained wifebeaters and filthy insoles will kill the mood. He should stick to his proven “shoot the black kids and carpetbomb Tehran” to move the base from bloodlust to love. Then once he’s elected he can round up the homeless and force them to gay marry all our sons to abortion doctors.

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1:56 PM on Thu Apr 5 2007
By Pareene
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by Greasy Thumb Guzik at 01:58 PM on 04/05/07
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A Republican has gone and hired the Politburo's favorite tailor.
The wing-nuts at Fox are really gonna have a field day with that one.
Rudy, next time you pass through Chicago, stop at Oxxford, even St. Ronnie of Reagan bought suits there!
by MsStressa at 03:00 PM on 04/05/07
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I'm having flashbacks to "Six Feet Under" with that picture.
by VayaConDio at 03:01 PM on 04/05/07
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"[H]e still seems like the candidate most likely to be comfortable wearing a muscle-T." I can't tell if this article is trying to make him sound less gay or not.
by 26footjasontaylor at 03:12 PM on 04/05/07
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That picture looks like Rudy's head photoshopped onto Hillary's body.
by grad69 at 03:13 PM on 04/05/07
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JC Penney got their spring catalog out late this year.
by jbk at 04:19 PM on 04/05/07
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He's actually the candidate most comfortable wearing taffeta, sequins and three-inch pumps (and that includes Hillary).
by Newspaper Hack at 04:29 PM on 04/05/07
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And to think, Dickerson took a five-minute break from fellating McCain to write that.
by schvitzatura at 05:27 PM on 04/05/07
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Fallen arches comes a close second to incurable cancer, for the comon touch, absolutely!
by Original_Spin at 07:02 PM on 04/05/07
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He is like Dick Cheney with out the Rose Garden. Stand on, oh equally spooky facist, stand on ---
by wohho at 07:17 PM on 04/05/07
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raging clit-on? epic.
$Image of josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris\'s sack-dance for you$ by josereyes.theroof... at 08:49 PM on 04/05/07
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@wohho: Again, nightmare fuel.
by liberaltruthsayer at 06:01 PM on 04/08/07
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Yeah, it looks a lot like that photo of the henchmen in the garden, vampires...He also has a disturbing shape, if he wore a monacle and had a cigarette in a holder he would be "The Penguin".