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<title>THIS JUST IN: THE PRESIDENT DOESN&apos;T READ DAVID IGNATIUS</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/donald-rumsfeld/this-just-in-the-president-doesnt-read-david-ignatius-167430.php</link>
<description>On Andy Card&amp;#8217;s last day, even &amp;#8212; they never fire the ones you want, right? &amp;#8220;Earlier today I spoke with Don Rumsfeld about ongoing military operations in the global war on terror,&amp;#8221; the president said. &amp;#8220;I reiterated my strong support...&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/donald-rumsfeld/this-just-in-the-president-doesnt-read-david-ignatius-167430.php">Comment on this post</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/david-ignatius/also-ignatius-let-us-tell-you-the-story-of-colin-powell-167289.php">Also, Ignatius, Let Us Tell You the Story Of Colin Powell</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/fema/daily-briefing-i-got-your-number-167221.php">Daily Briefing: I Got Your Number</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/white-house/something-awful-secrets-and-satire-from-inside-the-white-house-167002.php">Something Awful: Secrets -- and Satire? -- from Inside the White House</a></description></description>
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<title>Maybe the Resignation Rumors Should Focus on Condi</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/condi/maybe-the-resignation-rumors-should-focus-on-condi-161742.php</link>
<description>After all, Condoleezza Rice&amp;#8217;s &amp;#8220;dream job&amp;#8221; just opened up: So will she be leaving? Maybe not, given the suboptimal timing &amp;#8212; the end of the Bush Administration is just too far off (assuming no impeachment). Thus, at a briefing earlier...&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/condi/maybe-the-resignation-rumors-should-focus-on-condi-161742.php">Comment on this post</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/remainders/remainders-feelin-frisky-161407.php">Remainders: Feelin' Frisky</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/condicise/condicise-end-of-the-line-158234.php">Condicise -- End of the Line</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/condicise/condicise-sweeps-the-nation-158001.php">Condicise Sweeps the Nation</a></description></description>
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<dc:subject>condi</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-03-20T17:23:43-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Rumors of Rumsfeld&apos;s Demise: Greatly Exaggerated?</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/hotline/rumors-of-rumsfelds-demise-greatly-exaggerated-161728.php</link>
<description>They appear to be unsubstantiated &amp;#8212; but since we specialize in unsubstantiated rumors around here, consider this speculation, from The Hotline: It did not escape the notice of Washington wags that on the third anniversary of the commencement of major...&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/hotline/rumors-of-rumsfelds-demise-greatly-exaggerated-161728.php">Comment on this post</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/brad-sherman/stephen-colberts-bipartisan-outreach-effort-158335.php">Stephen Colbert's Bipartisan Outreach Effort</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/funny-pictures/monday-monday-monday-with-the-r-n-c-157797.php">MONDAY! MONDAY! MONDAY! With the R! N! C!</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/funny-pictures/politics-and-pro-wrestling-what-more-could-we-ask-for-157737.php">Politics and Pro Wrestling -- What More Could We Ask For?</a></description></description>
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<dc:date>2006-03-20T16:33:11-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Justice Stevens: The Secret of His Success</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/john-paul-stevens/justice-stevens-the-secret-of-his-success-156076.php</link>
<description>Today&amp;#8217;s Post has an article by Charles Lane on Justice John Paul Stevens, about whom we&amp;#8217;ve blogged a fair amount over the past few weeks. Rumors of his possible retirement from the Court continue to circulate (even if they are...&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/john-paul-stevens/justice-stevens-the-secret-of-his-success-156076.php">Comment on this post</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/medicare/daily-briefing-life-transformations-155965.php">Daily Briefing: Life Transformations</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/john-paul-stevens/so-whats-really-bothering-justice-stevens-wonkette-contest-results-part-2-155072.php">So What's Really Bothering Justice Stevens? Wonkette Contest Results, Part 2</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/john-paul-stevens/so-whats-really-bothering-justice-stevens-wonkette-contest-results-part-1-154877.php">So What's Really Bothering Justice Stevens? Wonkette Contest Results, Part 1</a></description></description>
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<dc:subject>John Paul Stevens</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-02-21T15:16:47-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>So What&apos;s Really Bothering Justice Stevens? Wonkette Contest Results, Part 2</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/john-paul-stevens/so-whats-really-bothering-justice-stevens-wonkette-contest-results-part-2-155072.php</link>
<description>Earlier today, we announced some of the finalists in our Wonkette reader contest, &amp;#8220;So What&amp;#8217;s Really Bothering Justice Stevens?&amp;#8221; Now, what you&amp;#8217;ve all been waiting for: the runner-up and the winner! But first one final caveat. As we originally emphasized,...<br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/john-paul-stevens/so-whats-really-bothering-justice-stevens-wonkette-contest-results-part-1-154877.php">So What's Really Bothering Justice Stevens? Wonkette Contest Results, Part 1</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/john-paul-stevens/a-wonkette-reader-contest-so-whats-really-bothering-justice-stevens-154147.php">A Wonkette Reader Contest: So What's Really Bothering Justice Stevens?</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/john-paul-stevens/justice-stevens-not-going-gentle-into-that-good-night-154045.php">Justice Stevens: Not Going Gentle Into That Good Night?</a></description></description>
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<dc:subject>John Paul Stevens</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-02-15T15:33:04-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>So What&apos;s Really Bothering Justice Stevens? Wonkette Contest Results, Part 1</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/john-paul-stevens/so-whats-really-bothering-justice-stevens-wonkette-contest-results-part-1-154877.php</link>
<description>Last week, we announced a Wonkette reader contest, based on the rumor that Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens was recently overheard exclaiming, &amp;#8220;I can&amp;#8217;t put up with this shit anymore!&amp;#8221; After some of you objected to our speculative theory...<br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/john-paul-stevens/a-wonkette-reader-contest-so-whats-really-bothering-justice-stevens-154147.php">A Wonkette Reader Contest: So What's Really Bothering Justice Stevens?</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/john-paul-stevens/justice-stevens-not-going-gentle-into-that-good-night-154045.php">Justice Stevens: Not Going Gentle Into That Good Night?</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/breaking/breaking-justice-stevens-cant-put-up-with-this-shit-anymore-153892.php">Breaking: Justice Stevens "Can't Put Up With This Shit Anymore"!</a></description></description>
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<dc:date>2006-02-15T10:18:53-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>A Wonkette Reader Contest: So What&apos;s Really Bothering Justice Stevens?</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/john-paul-stevens/a-wonkette-reader-contest-so-whats-really-bothering-justice-stevens-154147.php</link>
<description>Some of you pointed out that the recent rumor we passed along, about Justice John Paul Stevens possibly stepping down from the Supreme Court in June, was somewhat cryptic. You correctly noted that we neglected to supply any context connecting...<br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/john-paul-stevens/justice-stevens-not-going-gentle-into-that-good-night-154045.php">Justice Stevens: Not Going Gentle Into That Good Night?</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/breaking/breaking-justice-stevens-cant-put-up-with-this-shit-anymore-153892.php">Breaking: Justice Stevens "Can't Put Up With This Shit Anymore"!</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/ann-coulter/coulter-to-stevens-drop-dead-here-let-me-help-151242.php">Coulter to Stevens: Drop Dead -- Here, Let Me Help</a></description></description>
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<dc:subject>John Paul Stevens</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-02-10T15:21:56-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Justice Stevens: Not Going Gentle Into That Good Night?</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/john-paul-stevens/justice-stevens-not-going-gentle-into-that-good-night-154045.php</link>
<description>Geez! Some of you had almost violent reactions to the rumor we passed along yesterday that Justice John Paul Stevens might retire from the Supreme Court in June. These responses are representative: JPS retire? Not a fat chance! But that&amp;#8217;s...<br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/breaking/breaking-justice-stevens-cant-put-up-with-this-shit-anymore-153892.php">Breaking: Justice Stevens "Can't Put Up With This Shit Anymore"!</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/ann-coulter/coulter-to-stevens-drop-dead-here-let-me-help-151242.php">Coulter to Stevens: Drop Dead -- Here, Let Me Help</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/william-h-rehnquist/daily-briefing-rehnquist-were-all-extremists-123835.php">Daily Briefing -- Rehnquist: 'We're All Extremists'</a></description></description>
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<dc:subject>John Paul Stevens</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-02-10T11:50:39-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Breaking: Justice Stevens &quot;Can&apos;t Put Up With This Shit Anymore&quot;!</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/breaking/breaking-justice-stevens-cant-put-up-with-this-shit-anymore-153892.php</link>
<description>Rumor has it that Justice John Paul Stevens, the senior member of the Supreme Court&amp;#8217;s liberal wing, may call it quits when the current court term ends in June. Sources say he&amp;#8217;s fed up with being in a powerless liberal...</description></description>
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<dc:date>2006-02-09T16:00:42-05:00</dc:date>
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