Remainders: Past The Velvet Tube
- It’s time to break out the good drugs - DJ Ted Stevens is on the ones and twos. [Bold Headed]
- All of DJ Ted’s 25 friends will be there. [MySpace]
- Dick Cheney can’t share a bed with a woman who doesn’t know what its like to shoot someone in the face. [Rock Creek Rambler]
- Iraqi security forces are now in complete control of a whole lot of sand, some scorpions, and maybe also tumbleweeds. [1115.org]
- A Fox News reporter gets shot at in Gaza by an Israeli robot. Luckily, his “fox friends” remind him to “skeedattle,” and the audience that, “bad guys shoot at anything.” [Raw Story]
- Both readers of the Cedar Rapids Gazette fail to notice Ann Coulter’s column has been dropped. [E&P]
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I don't know the Fox anchors, but the exchange around 5:07 could be classic; "If you're somebody and you're a long ways away and you just see something and you don't know who it is, sometimes you just start shooting". "Really?"
Oh, and I appreciated the advice to treat Israeli soldiers like wildlife. No sudden moves. Move slowly and deliberate. Try not to startle them.
by Magister on 07/14/06 04:33 AM
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