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Thursday06152006

Remainders: Gettin’ Kinky

  • Everyone wants to have dinner with Condi, but no one wants Bush’s sloppy seconds. [Akron Beacon Journal]
  • “Goddammit! I put all this make-up on, and I’m not even in the shot!” [Hotline on Call]
  • Laura Bush is very appreciative of the Hungarian Prime Minster’s insightful gift giving. [The Smoking Gun]
  • Bill Maher is a cheap fuck — Joe Biden spends $800 dollars a month on manicures. [Washington Wire]
  • If Sun Myung Moon is such an evil genius, why does his family walk around with half-a-mil in shopping bags? [Consortium News]

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Geez, King Abdullah of Jordan gave "W" 11 old revolvers???

Sounds like he was clearing out junk from the attic, preparing for a garage sale or something.

I guess if I were a country and meeting Bush I could give him this friggin' crate of VHS kid's tapes or old printers or something?

I gotta say, the Canadian gift embarasses the shit out of me. A fucking Inuit carved sculpture? Man. Why don't we just give him the collected Bob N' Doug MacKenzie DVD.

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