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<title>Silly Fun With Leak Story Headlines</title>
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<description>The big news of the day, which we blogged about earlier, is Scooter Libby&amp;#8217;s testimony that President Bush himself authorized the leak of a classified NIE. We&amp;#8217;re too immature too resist the cheap-and-easy headline humor. Here&amp;#8217;s the Times headline: Actually,...&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/funny-headlines/silly-fun-with-leak-story-headlines-165634.php">Comment on this post</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/washington-post/bad-pun-day-at-the-metro-section-165503.php">Bad Pun Day at the Metro Section</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/dhs/because-only-god-can-save-them-now-164834.php">Because Only God Can Save Them Now</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/cnn/blogger-difficulty-of-practicing-law-overrated-164378.php">Blogger: Difficulty of Practicing Law Overrated</a></description></description>
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<dc:subject>funny headlines</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-04-06T14:58:41-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>The Littlest Leaker</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/plame-investigation/the-littlest-leaker-145906.php</link>
<description>The interwebs are abuzz with the story of Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame&apos;s five year old son, who, in an adorable display of his lack of media savvy, gushed to a reporter, &quot;My daddy&apos;s famous, my mommy&apos;s a secret spy,&quot;...<br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/larry-king/woodward-gets-wood-138963.php">Woodward Gets Wood?</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/bob-woodward/inside-the-bubble-wayward-woodward-138955.php">Inside the Bubble: Wayward Woodward</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/plame-investigation/remainders-the-opera-138352.php">Remainders: The Opera</a></description></description>
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<dc:subject>plame investigation</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2005-12-30T12:40:55-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Woodward Gets Wood?</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/larry-king/woodward-gets-wood-138963.php</link>
<description>How could we have missed this in last night&apos;s Larry King interview with Bob Woodward? Speaking of what happened after he realized he had a -- ah -- &quot;piece&quot; of something regarding the Plame case, he told Larry, &quot;And all...</description></description>
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<dc:subject>larry king</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2005-11-22T18:11:33-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Inside the Bubble: Wayward Woodward</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/bob-woodward/inside-the-bubble-wayward-woodward-138955.php</link>
<description><![CDATA[&bull; "For the sake of a new book, Woodward has evidently been willing to protect the American public from various revelations about a government intent on destroying the republic. What a difference a few decades make." [Mother Jones] &bull; Jeff...]]><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/bob-woodward/who-woodwards-source-isnt-138200.php">Who Woodward's Source Isn't</a></description></description>
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<dc:subject>bob woodward</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2005-11-22T17:28:51-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Remainders: The Opera</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/plame-investigation/remainders-the-opera-138352.php</link>
<description><![CDATA[&bull; Plamegate, the opera: "Patrick Fitzgerald kicks things off with 'Tell me a story,' followed by the trio with Judith Miller and Matt Cooper 'I've got a subpoena.' Cooper then has his show stopping duet with Time editor Norman Pearlstine,...]]><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/bob-woodward/who-woodwards-source-isnt-138200.php">Who Woodward's Source Isn't</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/bob-woodward/the-mixedup-files-of-mr-bob-woodward-137686.php">The Mixed-Up Files of Mr. Bob Woodward</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/judith-miller/help-wanted-government-seeks-reporterlackey-experience-a-plus-136399.php">Help Wanted: Government Seeks Reporter-Lackey. Experience a Plus</a></description></description>
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<dc:subject>plame investigation</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2005-11-18T20:06:44-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Who Woodward&apos;s Source Isn&apos;t</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/bob-woodward/who-woodwards-source-isnt-138200.php</link>
<description>AP reports that Dick Cheney was not the anonymous source who told Bob Woodward Valerie Plame&apos;s identity, according to an anonymous source. Jeez, those guys sure can keep a secret. Now. Of course, some are saying that the anonymous source...<br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/patriot-act/daily-briefing-happy-to-be-fighting-back-138139.php">Daily Briefing: 'Happy To Be Fighting Back'</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/fox-news/inside-the-bubble-titanic-leaks-138041.php">Inside the Bubble: Titanic Leaks</a></description></description>
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<dc:subject>bob woodward</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2005-11-18T10:13:11-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>The Mixed-Up Files of Mr. Bob Woodward</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/bob-woodward/the-mixedup-files-of-mr-bob-woodward-137686.php</link>
<description>Bloggers are beside themselves over Bob Woodward&apos;s revelation that he was told by a &amp;#8220;senior administration official&amp;#8221; who Valerie Plame was nearly a month before Bob Novak first identified her in his column. There are many theories as to why...<br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/the-situation-room/gossip-roundup-no-partying-for-wolf-blitzer-123896.php">Gossip Roundup: No Partying for Wolf Blitzer</a></description></description>
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<dc:subject>bob woodward</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2005-11-16T11:52:47-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Help Wanted: Government Seeks Reporter-Lackey. Experience a Plus</title>
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<description>Judith Miller &quot;said that in the few hours since her departure had been made public, she had received several offers &apos;of all kinds&apos; for future employment, which she declined to specify.&quot; -- NYT, 11/10/05 We got a sneak peak at...&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/judith-miller/help-wanted-government-seeks-reporterlackey-experience-a-plus-136399.php">Comment on this post</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/george-w-bush/daily-briefing-the-redcarpet-treatment-136383.php">Daily Briefing: 'The Red-Carpet Treatment'</a></description></description>
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<dc:subject>judith miller</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2005-11-10T09:06:09-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Bush&apos;s Butterstick</title>
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<description>There&apos;s been a lot talk lately about whether or not Bush should fire Karl Rove in an effort to stop his precipitous slide down into approval rating hell. (Also it would be what he promised to do.) Say he does...&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/butterstick/bushs-butterstick-135316.php">Comment on this post</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/butterstick/lick-for-the-stick-134745.php">Lick for the Stick?</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/butterstick/wonkette-psa-get-your-daily-allowance-of-butterstick-134654.php">Wonkette PSA: Get Your Daily Allowance of Butterstick</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/butterstick/remainders-all-situation-all-the-time-134577.php">Remainders: All Situation, All the Time</a></description></description>
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<dc:subject>butterstick</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2005-11-04T11:59:10-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Remainders: Redemption Is Next to Godliness</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/john-mccain/remainders-redemption-is-next-to-godliness-135154.php</link>
<description><![CDATA[&bull; "Is redemption available to everyone in Washington today? Absolutely yes," said Joe Lockhart. Whew. [NYT] &bull; Stephen Hadley on Scooter: "I will miss him as a colleague and as a friend." We know, we know... his laugh, his little...]]>&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/john-mccain/remainders-redemption-is-next-to-godliness-135154.php">Comment on this post</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/karl-rove/daily-briefing-the-cloud-over-karl-134916.php">Daily Briefing: The Cloud Over Karl</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/personalities/gossip-roundup-dirt-from-alitos-son-134353.php">Gossip Roundup: Dirt From Alito's Son</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/metro-section/washingtons-costumeless-ball-134213.php">Washington's Costumeless Ball</a></description></description>
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<dc:subject>john mccain</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2005-11-03T19:16:42-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Scooter Libby&apos;s Reign of Fire</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/scooter-libby/scooter-libbys-reign-of-fire-135134.php</link>
<description>From this afternoon&apos;s Los Angeles Times (click for full page): The rioting, of course, comes after the pardon....&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/scooter-libby/scooter-libbys-reign-of-fire-135134.php">Comment on this post</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/scooter-libby/scooter-libbys-statistically-improbably-novel-135017.php">Scooter Libby's Statistically Improbably Novel</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/scooter-libby/the-education-of-scooter-x-134546.php">The Education of Scooter X</a></description></description>
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<dc:subject>scooter libby</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2005-11-03T17:48:50-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Scott McClellan, POLITICAL GENIUS</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/scott-mcclellan/scott-mcclellan-political-genius-135041.php</link>
<description>Silly John Podhoretz: Don&apos;t you read the Note? You&apos;re not supposed to actually identify who the source was for today&apos;s blistering Rove&apos;s-future-in-doubt story in the Washington Post. You&apos;re just supposed to say,&quot;&apos;It&apos;s SO obvious who those quotes are from,&apos; with...&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/scott-mcclellan/scott-mcclellan-political-genius-135041.php">Comment on this post</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/karl-rove/daily-briefing-the-cloud-over-karl-134916.php">Daily Briefing: The Cloud Over Karl</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/rick-santorum/remainders-sure-when-hes-cornered-he-goes-for-the-sex-jokes-134868.php">Remainders: Sure, When He's Cornered He Goes For the Sex Jokes</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/scotus/daily-briefing-so-this-is-what-armageddon-looks-like-134347.php">Daily Briefing: So This is What Armageddon Looks Like?</a></description></description>
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<dc:subject>scott mcclellan</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2005-11-03T12:44:10-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Indictment Bingo: The Not-as-Much Losers</title>
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<description>Figuring out who the not-as-much losers were in our Indictment Bingo contest proved to be a rather complicated undertaking. If only Fitzy had not shown such discretion! We weighed entries based on ratio of right-to-wrong guesses and how early they...&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/indictment-bingo/indictment-bingo-the-notasmuch-losers-134973.php">Comment on this post</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/scooter-libby/indictment-bingo-scooter-133950.php">Indictment Bingo: S-C-O-O-T-E-R</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/indictment-bingo/indictment-bingo-ham-sandwiches-all-around-133790.php">Indictment Bingo: Ham Sandwiches All Around</a></description></description>
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<dc:subject>indictment bingo</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2005-11-03T10:24:08-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>The Education of Scooter X</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/scooter-libby/the-education-of-scooter-x-134546.php</link>
<description> Scooter Libby watches &quot;Oz.&quot; WP...&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/scooter-libby/the-education-of-scooter-x-134546.php">Comment on this post</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/wonkette/exclusive-i-was-a-member-of-scooter-libbys-chain-gang-134184.php">EXCLUSIVE! I Was A Member of Scooter Libby's Chain Gang</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/matthew-cooper/matt-coopers-16th-minute-of-fame-134138.php">Matt Cooper's 16th Minute of Fame</a></description></description>
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<dc:subject>scooter libby</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2005-11-01T16:02:43-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Leak Speak: J.M. in Sag Harbor</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/judith-miller/leak-speak-jm-in-sag-harbor-134510.php</link>
<description><![CDATA[&bull; "A nasty man recently threw me in jail, and several of my least favorite co-workers just ganged up on me in the pages of my own paper. Needless to say, these critics are a bunch of pansy assholes." J.M....]]>&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/judith-miller/leak-speak-jm-in-sag-harbor-134510.php">Comment on this post</a></description></description>
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<dc:subject>judith miller</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2005-11-01T14:09:05-05:00</dc:date>
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