pizza parties
Metro Section: You’ve Got To Be High
- As your attorney, Ben Bernanke commends your thrifty ways, and wants to know where you put the goddamn mescaline. [Love and Haterade]
- Menu Pages has launched in DC — it’s like what the delivery guy drops on the floor of your building, but useful. [Menu Pages DC]
- Feeling violent urges? Here’s who to take them out on. [Human Events]
- The AFI SILVERDOCS film festival has all the documentaries not made by presidential candidates. [DCist]
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Metro Section: Where We Are and Where We Want to Be
- This is going to make staring into that bowl of ramen tonight much more fun. [Failed Southern Lady]
- Hey drunks! Don’t forget that you’re only an alcoholic if you go to meetings. [Metroblogging DC]
- It’ll be a cold day in hell before anyone would dare block Wonkette. Nice breeze today. [Brokekid]
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EVERY RESTAURANT ON THE HILL TO CLOSE
Some other possible outcomes of the new ban on lobbyist-bought meals:
- This law will be flat-out ignored.
- The definition of “meals” will change.
- Bag lunches for everyone! Packed with love by Patton Boggs! PB & J for you, Senator Reid, mixed greens salad for you, Sen. Murkowski, and for Sen. Feingold, a delicious shake. With notes inside saying “you’re a very special Senator.” Oh, and checks.
- The tragic end of the Russell Building’s Pizza Party Fridays (sponsored by Domino’s and Altria). And tomorrow they were gonna watch Independence Day!
- Santorum will starve to death by April.
Senators Vote to Forgo Lobbyist-Bought Meals [WP]
Related: Senator Resumes Lobbyist Huddles [WP]
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