Relative Difficulty of Pimping Out Here Increases Yet Again
So Chuck Grassley wants the IRS to audit pimps. He wants them to file wage statements for those under their employ. Which, sure, will maybe catch a couple more pimps, but won’t anyone please think of the hoes? We want to withhold payroll taxes from them now?
If the IRS goes after pimps and sex traffickers for tax offenses now, it conducts lengthy audits of their lifestyles in order to estimate their incomes from illegal activities and determine taxes due.
“Lengthy audits of their lifestyles” means listening to Big Daddy Kane’s It’s a Big Daddy Thing, right? If so, we are conducting a lengthy audit of the pimp lifestyle right now. Conclusion: less easy than predicted.
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Grassley joined the HR in 1975. I remember seeing his first campaign ads (I grew up in his district) and thinking "What a dumbass!" Now he's a powerful dumbass, doing dumbass things like wanting to audit pimps.
Oh and his most recent campaign ads are completely effing surreal. Especially the one showing him mowing his lawn with 3 mowers strapped together.
Man...THIS is what it comes to. I'm sorry, but the right's obsession with sex is comical.
Come on, people who read this blog work with these idiots. I want to know exactly how Assley and his staff arrive at this conclusion. Seriously. Are you drinking heavily when you have these discussions? Are you banging some whore and wondering if she is paying her "fair share" of taxes? I mean, WTF over?
Christ, if ANY of you dimwits were on my staff and let me go out with something THAT dumb...you would ALL be fired.
Ok...wait...I get it now. This is a plot to drive OBL absolutely crazy. He must be in his cave thinking, "We are having no effect on the Americans! All they worry about is sex, mostly gay sex, flag burning and hording money." That has to be it...right?
by AfghanVet on 06/28/06 01:14 PM
I can see the little plaque now:
"This Courthouse Ten-Commandments Lighted Neon Exhibit (with braille) paid for by the Whore Tax of '06"
Since the odds of dying in the space shuttle are probably higher than getting audited, I say let 'em do it. Fewer auditors to bug the rest of us. And of course, once whores start paying taxes, then they'll have to charge more to the customer, who will then have to ask for more campaign donations, which will affect all of us, and eventually the economy is in the crapper.
Wait, what was the question again?
by Ben on 06/28/06 01:42 PM
So Grassley wants to turn the IRS into the national sex police. This from the dweeb who devoted such creativity to the defence of Injustice Thomas, sex-abusing jerkoff extraordinaire. NOW Grassley is al concerned about the welfare of those poor hos, and thinks the IRS will help them out in life.
Oh, and where does Chuck come up with the idea that hos are all WOMEN? Hes either more naive or more cynical than i've ever bothered to discern. Gannon should give him a call, or vice versa, as if. Am i alone in this, or does anyone else's gaydar go on pink alert every time they see Chuck on tee vee?
by Hugo de Naranja on 06/28/06 01:56 PM
This of course reminds me of the brilliant "I Know Black People" game show on the Chapelle Show. When the African-American studies professor is asked if pimping is easy, he replies, "In the words of Big Daddy Kane, no, I believe pimping ain't easy." I still pee my pants laughing at that everytime.
by Ascender on 06/28/06 02:02 PM
Maybe we can collect social security from them, too, so they can be paying into the soon-to-be-bankrupt social security system (remember when that was a hot topic? It was before the blonde vanished in Aruba, I think)
I picture the elderly pimps, no longer able to work, gathering at the bingo hall to talk about what happened on Desperate Housewives and who will replace Barbara WaWa on "The View"
by Ben on 06/28/06 03:37 PM
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