
What can we say? We started drinking early yesterday.
• More unoriginal Washington phraseology: "If you're too ugly for L.A. and too dumb for N.Y., you can still get rich and famous in D.C." Waylon Jennings spins in his grave. [Fishboy, Waylon.com]
• Must have been looking at Myles O'Brien stroke his rocket. [OddBits]
• Who hasn't wanted so sing along with Steve Scully? Introducing C-SPAN Karaoke. [Wilderness Puppets via B&C via CNET]
• Another take on the Hill's Hottest: "The old ladies get tossed a totally undeserved bone. Even Nancy Pelosi's puckered ass looks better than this bitch." Meeeeow! [Razzy.org]
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