Remainders: Reading About Iraq Is Easier With a Boner
- Iraq security briefings headed for the president’s desk must have a shirtless grinning picture of Fabio on the cover. [Corporate Casual]
- The Alabama Supreme Court: where the law changes with the bowel movements of the Justices. Oh, and Jesus. [Drink at Work]
- Internet rants about Ann Coulter just bury her deeper and deeper under a big pile of — money. [Galleycat]
- Tonight’s Main Event: Dan “Copyright Crusader” Glickman vs. John Perry “It’s the Music, Maaan” Barlow. The winner of this steel cage match will face the teenage tag team known only as “Electronic Hezbollah.” [BBC]
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Metro Section: Whack, Whacked, Whacking
- Jack Valenti does look like one of Tony Soprano’s buddies, but Glickman? He looks more like one of Tony’s accountants. [MAFIAA Via Information Leafblower]
- We really hope he doesn’t tell them he works for Chris Matthews until the next morning, because honestly we think a little higher of DC bloggers. [Big Head Rob]
- Don’t hate on Jim Moran. He was just looking for a Missed Connection like everybody else. [Metroblogging DC, Craigslist]
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Entertainment Industry Spokesman, Dead Ahead!
Scientists are split on whether the loss of over 65% of former MPAA President Jack Valenti is due to man-made factors or simply the cyclical nature of show business.
Bonus Alternate Joke: This undated photo provided by the Palm Beach Daily Journal shows the East Greenland Icebergs celebrating the 40th anniversary of their their calving from the Kangerdlussuaq Weinsteins.
Southern Md. Extra [WP]
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