Gossip Roundup: Out of Bounds?

• Reliable Source: Tony Blair's son is trying to be inconspicuous as a Capitol Hill intern… Hill staffers will continue to receive free subscriptions to Hustler. [WP]
• Inside the Beltway: Laura Bush on the film “Glory Road”: “You'll be amused when you watch the movie and you see the lines that, 'Blacks can't play basketball.'”… Humane Society wants the White House to use cage-free eggs for its East Egg Roll. [WT]
• Page Six: Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-Utah) on Hillary: “I hear Bill is driving her nuts. Apparently, she came home the other day, saw him on the sofa and yelled at him to turn off 'Oprah,' get off his butt, and pick up the towels on the bathroom floor. And Bill said, 'Don't try that stuff with me. You're trying to run this place like the House of Representatives… and you know what I mean.'”… Morrissey was investigated by FBI and British counterpart after calling Bush a terrorist. [NYP]

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Sweet and Tender Terrorist

The suspect, seen here in a recently unearthed al-Mozz'r recruiting tape

First, they came for the ambiguously asexual cult songwriters…

Singer MORRISSEY was quizzed by the FBI and British intelligence after speaking out against the American and British governments.

The Brit is a famous critic of the US-led war in Iraq and has dubbed President GEORGE W BUSH a “terrorist” - but he was baffled to be hauled in by authorities.
Morrissey explains, “The FBI and the Special Branch have investigated me and I've been interviewed and taped and so forth.

Good work, FBI. Hey, we think we just saw Robert Smith and Andrew Eldritch building a pipebomb! A jangly, neo-Victorian pipebomb!

Morrissey Quizzed By FBI [contactmusic via ilX]

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