The Fabulous Life of Michael Scanlon and His Beard
Hell, it's been a slow day. Let's just post some random unattributed gossip.
The “Manicurist” who SCAM-LON married is [you probably don't need to know her name] form Rehoboth Beach, Delaware. A Graduate of Cape Henelopen High School class of 93 or 94.
She is a red head. He met here while “flexing” as a lifeguard during the summer in Rehoboth Beach.
Locals would rate her a 5 on a scale of 10, “certainly nothing that you would stop and look twice at as she walked by” said a local restaurant owner [catty!]. “Really great with her hands” states another.
Her father who now does not work, owned a general contracting business.
They drive “His and Her” Range Rovers [natch].
She has large Quantities of fresh flowers delivered weekly by Pacific Florist of Rehoboth Beach.
What has not been reported is the enormous profits they have made on their Real Estate transactions in Sussex County Delaware. Paying the Indians back 19 million is a joke compared to what they made buying and selling Real Estate in a very hot market in Sussex County Delaware. On One Beach front mansion located Ocean front on St Louis Street they “allegedly” pocketed a cool 6 million !!!!! Large tracts of prime land in Georgetown, Delaware. The rumor is not one but 3 Biz Jets out on leases but still owned by the Duo. Have to have a jets to go to the property in ST. BARTS in the Caribbean.
[wife's] Mother works at Superior Title Service which handles allegedly handles all the transactions “discreetly.” Much of the property is titled in […] the “Manicurist's” name.
And now you know the rest of the story.
We're still not buying that Scanlon's a breeder, though. Details, manicures… doesn't add up.
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"We're still not buying that Scanlon's a breeder, though." Hope he remembers not to use his teeth on that microphone. (Can't believe this is the post that took my commenter cherry.)
by chgo921 on 03/06/06 05:15 PM
This contains some of the most egregious misuse of quotation marks I have ever seen. When you put quotes around "allegedly," does that mean that it's not alleged, but definite? My head hurts.
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by jfruh on 03/06/06 05:42 PM
Not just Details and manicures, but Rehoboth? Frequently called Rehomo? Please. And what's with a Pacific Florist on the coast of Delaware is that someone's idea of a "cute" joke?
by 1974 on 03/06/06 06:11 PM
Not just Details and manicures, but Rehoboth? Also known as Rehomo? Please. And what's with a Pacific Florist on the coast of Delaware is that someone's idea of a "cute" joke?
by 1974 on 03/06/06 06:11 PM
Well, another thing is notabole for Rehoboth Beach, Delaware. It is the site of Jack Abramoff's little orgnaization/think tank that was where he sent all of his "questionable" business. Not the run-of-the-mill screwing the Native Americans out of their money, but the "real deal" (to steal Biden's words about Alberto "Torture Czar" Gonzales) corrupt operations. It's where he funnelled money from the Malaysian military and the oil companies who just couldn't wait to drill in Sudan. But then again, it's a beach town and all of Abramoff's think-tank employees were his lifeguard buddies. It's like an episode of Baywatch with politics (and probably not Pamela Anderson's bosom.
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