Metro Section: We’re All Winners
- Newly crowned Miss Virginia lives in Arlington. Judges praised her “full set of teeth,” putting her far ahead of the other contestants. [Metroblogging DC]
- The “Mike Chertoff Is Lying Out Of His Ass Drinking Game” is hard — even Rush Limbaugh can’t pound ‘em that fast. [DCeiver]
- It’s a good thing interns look so hot, ‘cause they suck at blogging. [Washington Times]
- The Washington Post’s Metro Section: now covering “wackiness.” [DCist]
- Once you go Blackberry, you don’t go back. [Looking2Live]
- Deep down inside Ann Coulter’s heart, where she doesn’t even know it, lives a woman with a lot of Ani Difranco records. [On My Home Planet]
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Wow. Those intern blogs are laughably prosaic. What exactly are these people learning at University? It certainly isn't in any way the interesting use of language, or the ability to compose a story that doesn't sound like an old episode of "Growing Pains".
"Ooh yes, I hope I never lose the ideals for which this city stands..." She said blankly, staring at the naked underside of a Congressman.
by Alfonso X. Alfonse on 06/26/06 06:40 PM
BEST LINE: "Yes, you heard me, D.C. peeps are smarter than the rest of the country."
Obviously he's not interning in the (nut)House.
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit, Interns and Capra movies are awful. Thank god I was never young.
by jumptheshark on 06/27/06 11:01 AM
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