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Metro Section: Amerika’s Capital Loves Ya!

  • Convenience, Value, and Service for speed freaks with just a little Kafka-esque hassle for everyone else. [Cruel Sommer]
  • If you thought the weirdest thing about Carol Schwartz was that she got elected as a Republican in D.C., here’s a link for ya. [DC Urban Family]
  • Professor “No One Wants to Kill Me Yet” Tangherlini, teaches a crash course on metro. [Pygmalion In a Blanket]
  • Reading the Washington Times out in the open? Eyes are all around, and yes, they’re judging you. [Countersignature]

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