Wonkette

* “Why are we here? Does God exist? Why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?” [Arjewtino]
* “We offer comfortable rides, knowledgeable drivers of hooker hot spots, our brakes work about 68% of the time which is a DC record and for your personal entertainment, besides giving you a foot massage we
play the latest Pakistani hits.” [Diary of a Mad DC Cabbie]
* “Must we hear about it every time this Crack Addict attempts to rehabilitate himself with some new - and typically half witted - political grandstanding? I’d be grateful if you would take me off your mailing list. I cannot think of anything the useless Marion Barry could do that would interest me in the slightest, up to and including overdose. Sincerely, Tim Page.” [Metroblogging DC]