Wonkette

* “From the looks of things, Williams is already making his mark on the large Montgomery County high school — though we’d definitely advise he stick to education administration and leave the rapping to people with a little more rhythm.” [DCist]
* But criminal behavior is genetic, right? Right!? [Prince of Petworth]
* “Next stop for Metro, a makeover. The transit agency tells WTOP that by Christmas — and possibly earlier — two new-look rail cars will be out on the tracks. Both are expected to increase capacity on trains.” [WTOP]
* If only we’d gotten around to building a fence between America and El Salvador… [Diary of a Mad DC Cabbie]
* “What about someone like me, who might vote Republican — but definitely won’t do it if the nominee is named Rudy Giuliani, Mike Huckabee, John McCain or Mitt Romney?” [Below the Beltway]