EVERY RESTAURANT ON THE HILL TO CLOSE
Some other possible outcomes of the new ban on lobbyist-bought meals:
- This law will be flat-out ignored.
- The definition of “meals” will change.
- Bag lunches for everyone! Packed with love by Patton Boggs! PB & J for you, Senator Reid, mixed greens salad for you, Sen. Murkowski, and for Sen. Feingold, a delicious shake. With notes inside saying “you're a very special Senator.” Oh, and checks.
- The tragic end of the Russell Building's Pizza Party Fridays (sponsored by Domino's and Altria). And tomorrow they were gonna watch Independence Day!
- Santorum will starve to death by April.
Senators Vote to Forgo Lobbyist-Bought Meals [WP]
Related: Senator Resumes Lobbyist Huddles [WP]
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I can't wait for the Wonkette reports about an unnamed senator looking to trade his tuna salad sandwich for Ted Kennedy's PB&J sandwich.
by WisconsinWonk on 03/09/06 06:46 PM
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