Our Servers May Fail Us, but Katherine Harris Never Does
Quoth the Tampa Tribune: But in the past 10 days, Harris has:
- Had locks changed and posted a security guard at the door of her campaign headquarters in Tampa and had former staff members escorted in to retrieve their belongings.
- Told a gathering of supporters in Cocoa Beach on Saturday that the Republican Party had “infiltrated” her campaign staff to put “knives in my back.”
- Told a reporter that a longtime, trusted political adviser had leaked a story about her staff members quitting, then called back to retract the comments.
- Announced hiring her new staff without identifying them.
Oh, Katherine. We love your Nixonian paranoia. Now, as you allow your former staff back into your office one at a time to retrieve their belongings, you must be positively bursting with optimism — things are looking brighter and brighter, Representative Harris. While you may retreat into a circle of equally deluded confidantes, close yourself off from the world, and settle into a metaphorical bunker while riding out the last, oh, seven months of your doomed campaign, you must promise us one thing: you’ll continue to make public appearances. Because some days, all we have left to live for are pictures like this:
Questions Dog Harris Behavior [Tampa Tribune]
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The hell with the blossoming nut job on the left. Who is that fine figure of a woman sporting the impressive press credentials on the right ??? And why don't I know her... ? ;-)
by P. Tronius Tirebiter on 04/04/06 01:29 PM
Ok, I've changed my tune.
That hawt young reportette can do a story on me anytime!
by YouBastard! on 04/04/06 01:44 PM
I have been more than thankful of your coverage of Rep. Harris' chesticles. Maybe it's the slimming effect of the black cocktail dress, or the impressive milkbags on that brunette on the right, but is Katherine suffering from some incredible shrinking breastesess?
by Ascender on 04/04/06 02:35 PM
ok, it's become obvious that, like sadaam, she has body doubles. how else can she look so different in all those photos. also, this body double is clearly a tranny.
by konstantConsumer on 04/04/06 02:36 PM
Hey, I'd be careful here! All this pressure may cause poor Katherine to crack wide open and expose her role in the fraudulent 2000 elections...
KH kinda looks like a drag queen in this pic. Tampa does have a fine crop of them you know.
by windowseat on 04/04/06 02:39 PM
If given the choice, I'd totally vote for the girl on the right. I want to hear how her campaign is going. She can represent me in Congress all night long. I'd so like to take my majority whip to that one.
Fine, maybe it is more of a minority whip.
by Corey in DC on 04/04/06 02:50 PM
I think most of us would stand a little more erect in the presence of her as Representative.
by Alfonso X. Alfonse on 04/04/06 03:11 PM
Please to be photoshopping the head on the right to the body on the left.
by nick on 04/04/06 03:21 PM
Just wait until as part of her efforts to turn her campaign into something Biblical, she starts dressing like the Virgin Mary.
The hottest Mary ever.
by Barnacle on 04/04/06 03:34 PM
Proving once again that Florida has some fine domestic... um... "assets," the reporter on the right is Robyn Lynn, of news-talk radio station "Sunny 1220" in Sarasota. Visit to your [whatever's] delight: http://www.newstalk1220.com/bios/lynn.htm
by FishGuyDave on 04/04/06 06:11 PM
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