KATHERINE HARRIS + SWIMSUIT + YOU = OUR LOVE FOREVER
ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE SOUTHEASTERN PART OF OUR GREAT NATION: PLEASE HEAD TO TALLAHASSEE ASAP AND BEGIN PREPARATIONS FOR A MEDIA CIRCUS
Katherine Harris’ s “The American Dream Home Bus Tour from Tampa to Tallahassee”
9:00 - 11:00 p.m. Harris for U.S. Senate Poolside Reception. Doubletree Hotel. (OPEN to PRESS)
SHE’S TOTALLY GONNA WEAR A SWIMSUIT.
DIRECTIONS HERE.
PLEASE, FLORIDIANS, DON’T FAIL US NOW. WE NEED PICTURES. REPORTS. VIDEO. SOUVENIRS. A LOCK OF HER HAIR.
(and it’s urgent, what with her campaign acting even more tailspinny than usual — see the $2,800 dinner paid for by a contractor and the used car salesman mailing-dollar-bills-to-strangers gimmick — that we get as much joy out of Katy while she’s still out there putting on swimming costumes and riding horses and making bizarre public appearances)
There cannot possibly be a better way to spend a Friday night.
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Arrrrgh! Just my luck. I fly out of the state the day before. Hopefully she will have another party in Tally before the summer is out. She would probably throw a wild kegger.
by Hiding in Florida on 04/21/06 11:40 AM
Unfortunately, my source (who was invited) is out of commission right now. Arrrrgggh.
by TallyHo on 04/21/06 11:56 AM
Rusty! Get on this, dude. But why is she holding the thing at a cheeseball place like the Tampa Doubletree? Be better at that cool old hotel in Ybor City, but then, there's no pool, so no swimsuit, no examples of Florida's cutting-edge medical hydraulics.
by MSM Hack on 04/21/06 11:59 AM
I can't see what good could really come out of a photo op with a lion. Seems like it would teeter between ridicule and a mauling.
by thomas on 04/21/06 12:44 PM
OMG, I stayed at that Doubletree!! Last January! I feel so close to (breasty) fame now. Also, I have seen Katy in person striding through the Rotunda of the Capitol--not nearly as impressive in a suit, I must say.
by Stealth Liberal on 04/21/06 12:51 PM
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