Warning: include(head-shared.inc.php) [function.include]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /wk/web/wonkette_assets/wonkette/politics/kabbalah/index.php on line 13

Warning: include() [function.include]: Failed opening 'head-shared.inc.php' for inclusion (include_path='.:/usr/share/php:/usr/share/pear:/wk/web/wordpress//inc/') in /wk/web/wonkette_assets/wonkette/politics/kabbalah/index.php on line 13

Warning: include(leaderboard.inc.php) [function.include]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /wk/web/wonkette_assets/wonkette/politics/kabbalah/index.php on line 17

Warning: include() [function.include]: Failed opening 'leaderboard.inc.php' for inclusion (include_path='.:/usr/share/php:/usr/share/pear:/wk/web/wordpress//inc/') in /wk/web/wonkette_assets/wonkette/politics/kabbalah/index.php on line 17

Wonkette, Politics for People with Dirty Minds


Warning: include(hot-links.inc.php) [function.include]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /wk/web/wonkette_assets/wonkette/politics/kabbalah/index.php on line 19

Warning: include() [function.include]: Failed opening 'hot-links.inc.php' for inclusion (include_path='.:/usr/share/php:/usr/share/pear:/wk/web/wordpress//inc/') in /wk/web/wonkette_assets/wonkette/politics/kabbalah/index.php on line 19
Wednesday03222006

They’d Blame the Gays for Global Warming Too — If Only They Believed In It

Our friends Down Under bring us this news dispatch:

An outbreak of deadly bird flu in Israel is God’s punishment for calls in election ads to legalise gay marriages, according to Rabbi David Basri, a prominent sage preaching Kabbalah or Jewish mysticism.

“The Bible says that God punishes depravity first through plagues against animals and then in people,” Rabbi Basri said in a religious edict quoted by his son.

Madonna was unavailable for comment (but her back-up dancers were plenty pissed).

Why Not? [Where the Dolphins Play]
Bird Flu God’s Wrath: Rabbi [News.com.au]

READ MORE: avian flu, bird flu, conspiracy theories, crazy as hell, gay, gays, kabbalah, madonna

Permalink: They’d Blame the Gays for Global Warming Too — If Only They Believed In ItSend-to-friend iconComment icon

Warning: include(sidebar.inc.php) [function.include]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /wk/web/wonkette_assets/wonkette/politics/kabbalah/index.php on line 54

Warning: include() [function.include]: Failed opening 'sidebar.inc.php' for inclusion (include_path='.:/usr/share/php:/usr/share/pear:/wk/web/wordpress//inc/') in /wk/web/wonkette_assets/wonkette/politics/kabbalah/index.php on line 54

Warning: include(footer.inc.php) [function.include]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /wk/web/wonkette_assets/wonkette/politics/kabbalah/index.php on line 55

Warning: include() [function.include]: Failed opening 'footer.inc.php' for inclusion (include_path='.:/usr/share/php:/usr/share/pear:/wk/web/wordpress//inc/') in /wk/web/wonkette_assets/wonkette/politics/kabbalah/index.php on line 55