Wonkette

Today, I’m angry at…* Barack Obama
* Fictional terrorists
* Documentarian Eugene Jarecki
* The Pentagon
* Russia
* Been on this goddam diet for years, now find out it’s pointless. Typical. Goddamn eggheads.
* Rachel McAdams thinks she’s better than Keira and Scarlett? Let’s wait for her “A Love Song For Bobby Long,” then we’ll talk.
* Sufjan was robbed.